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Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition Announced
bigstrat2003 writes "For the past day, Wizards of the Coast has had a countdown to "4dventure" on their web site. The countdown ran out at 6:30 eastern time today (and the web site promptly crashed), but stories are already appearing on the rest of the web. Wizards also has had their 4th edition forums up for a couple of days."
Oh yeah, you can laugh, but you haven't experienced the pain of having your balls eaten by an elite, highly-trained killer nip. I remember distinctly, I awoke on a sweaty, balmy night, strangely unable to move but with a peculiar sensation around my groin area. It stang so badly that I threw back the covers and found a yellow devil staring up at me, his evil slitty eyes staring up at me as he chewed on my balls, laughing as his teeth tore them from their fleshy housing and gulped noisily as my spunk-filled sacks disappeared down his yellow gullet never to be seen again. Weakened, I was unable to do anything as he made his escape but call 911.
The doctors did a pretty good job of patching me up, you can hardly see the scarring on my now-empty scrotum, especially as my relatively-huge western cock hangs enormous but now sadly impotent in front of it, but the fact remains that a chink actually ate my balls. Tell me, what is the woefully ineffective Democratic Senate going to do about these homosexually-motivated cannibalistic attacks by these slim-dicked rice-wogs on our throbbing Western members?
We need to establish a system of internment camps for gays and ethnic minorities, and fast, lest you or your children be next to fall victim to these sexually sadistic slant-eyes.
STAND UP FOR YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL NUT-RIGHTS, AMERICA!
WE SHALL NOT FALL TO THE GAY YELLOW BALL-MENACE!
nerd
loves this game!
this might be the funniest post I've ever read on /.
oh how I wish I had mod points.
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No. I want one offtopic and six underrateds.
Wizards is a terrible company and will not get a single cent from me.
I'll wait for bittorrent.