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The Software Awards Scam
jamie sends us to a blog post about the worthlessness of some download sites' "5-star" awards. Andy Brice, a UK-based software developer, packaged up a little text file full of the words "This software does nothing" as an EXE and named it "awardmestars." So far his self-proclaiming useless program has garnered sixteen 5-star awards from download sites he submitted it to. Brice concludes that many of the download sites are "just electronic dung heaps, using fake awards, dubious SEO and content misappropriated from PAD files in a pathetic attempt to make a few dollars from Google Adwords."
just like Karl Rove's ass is filled with semen.
I am a married bi woman, 30 years old now but when I was 19 my husband was assigned to a year in Turkey (he was in the Army). I spent that year on his parent's farm in central MO. They had several dogs and Rag Tag, the dominant male was always sticking his nose in my ass and pussy smelling me.
His dad just laughed but didn't pull or push him away. His mom told me to just yell at him and he would stop bothering me! She also told me while doing laundry one time that if I could wipe my butt just a little better, Rag Tag might not be so interested in me!
My mother in-law shared that thought with me while she was holding a pair of my soiled white panties. As she was talking she opened them up to reveal a very large poop streak that I made in them. We would end up talk in more detail in years to come about my messy panties, a conversation that would tell me a lot more about my mother in law and her childhood abuse!
I tried to follow her advise but Rag Tag was very persistent about smell me, especially with sticking his nose against my butt hole. I found that time after time he would smell and lick my butt cheeks. He would really go wild after I would go poop. A couple of times I will admit that I didn't wipe after pooping and then just stood and turned my butt towards Rag Tag.
He would shove his nose into my butt checks and then would push his tongue deeper against my dirty butt hole. It did feel really good, so good that I started to let me lick my dirty butt hole each time after I would go poop. He also went wild when I would get my period. Seemed my bloody pussy was a treat for him and he would lick and lick. I remember having mixed thoughts about what I was doing but couldn't get myself to stop making myself available to Rag Tag each evening when I was getting ready for my shower.
After weeks of Rag Tag bugging me I found him in the basement again when I went down to take my shower. I was already naked setting on the toilet peeing and pooping. Before I knew what was happening he had his whole head between my legs licking my pee and my pussy but almost as if he was trying to actually eat my pussy not just lick it! I yelled at him several times and that's when I heard my father in law open the basement door and ask if everything was ok. I told him yes and that I was just yelling at Rag Tag.
I heard the basement door shut so I went back to pushing the dog away from me. He finally moved so I stood up and walked over to the shower stall. I thought this might be a sign that I needed to stop letting him lick my pussy and butt hole each night. Rag Tag jumped up knocked me down and then jumped on top of me. He was licking my pussy again and this time had his dog cock right in my face. I started to yell at him and when I opened my mouth I found it filled with his cock. God it was big, hot and wet!
Rag Tag started fucking my mouth really hard and was pushing his nose fairly deep in my pussy. I was pushing and pushing but he wasn't moving off of me at all. Then all of a sudden Rag Tag flew away pulling his cock from my mouth. I looked up to see my father in law standing over me. He reached out with his hand and helped me get to my feet. He asked if I was ok, and I told him yes and that I was just totally shocked by what the dog had been able to do to me. He told me that he thought I was stronger than that!
All this time I was standing there naked talking to my father in law! He told me to go ahead and do my shower and we would talk more later. Strange thing was, he never did talk about this again, but Rag Tag kept showing up in the basement or in the barn or in the garden when I was there.
I finally did get taken by Rag Tag which was half his ongoing effort and half my fault. It was down in the garden and I was picking green beans that afternoon. It was a hot day so I just thru on a summer dress and headed down. With in minutes of me being on my knees Rag Tag jumped up on me, pushed my face to the dirt and started humping. His paws pushed my dress up on my bac
... OR that you just stole it from somewhere
... OR you are so attention starved that you would need to do such a thing to get any attention whatsoever - positive or negative