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Star Wars Fan Puts Himself in Carbonite

sneezesteve writes "How do you secure your nerd-cred for eternity? By acquiring a life-size replica of Han Solo in Carbonite, having Han's face removed, and replacing it with your own. 'It is made from fiberglass, and the short story is that a friend who is a special effects guy owned the piece, which was a direct casting off the original prop. He was moving, (aka getting married and yelled at) and asked me if I wanted it. I screamed a huge lispy "Yes!", and picked it up, but knew I wanted to do something cool with it. So I called my other nerdy special effects pals, and they offered to replace Harrison Ford's face with mine. I was so tired of hearing this offer in my daily life, but decided to finally consider it, so off it went.'"

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  1. wtf? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    it all sounded pretty cool, but this bit, well I just don't know.
     
      The one thing I didn't know until later was that my friend Dana had been holding his bare ass and balls directly in front of my algae covered face while my head was encased. Talk about a missed opportunity.

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    1. Re:wtf? by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought you were trolling, but he really did say that. I don't know which would be more disturbing, that he meant it was a missed opportunity for his friend, or a missed opportunity for himself.

  2. Carbonite my butt by LordEd · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's no moon...

  3. Re:*Not to scale by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Overall, sounds pretty stupid. I'd think with this thing originally being a 'casting' from the original Star Wars movie prop used in the movie.....it would have had some value.

    Ain't gonna be worth sh*t with his face on it now....

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  4. We can only hope the rest of the fan base follows by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Star Wars Fan Puts Himself in Carbonite


    We can only hope the rest of the fan base follows. It would make it much easier for their mothers to dust around them when they cleaned their basements.
  5. Desecration of sacred relics. by forgotenpasswerdmoro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bring him and the wookie to me.

  6. Re:*Not to scale by ushering05401 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have a hard time seeing this guy as a legit Star Wars fan, but then I am a traditional type fan. This story is another reminder of the way the fan to content relationship is changing. From t.v. to the web the lines are blurring between fans as passive consumers of entertainment to active participants. We have officially moved beyond 'focus groups' helping to guide the content creation process and the result is bound to be more personal identification of fans with the content they enjoy.

    Long story short, this guy may be as much a true fan as I am, and his disregard for the monetary value of the piece may prove that he has a more intense personal identification with Star Wars than I do.

    I still think he is an ego-maniacal whore, but given the shifts in society my opinion could easily be on the way to irrelevance.

  7. Jeez... by bmo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are so many things wrong with this story.

    "He was moving, (aka getting married and yelled at)"

    Something like that is good enough to get auctioned off at a real auction house and not Ebay, for real money. It's not as if _real_ Star Wars stuff gets on the market.

    And she was yelling at him for it? How about "This is going to pay for the wedding" or "Down payment on a house"? End of argument right there. Dumbass.

    And the second dumbass removed all value?

    Wow.

    Please, if someone is giving away stuff like that, please give it to me. I'll be sure it will be taken care of properly.

  8. Hmm... by niceone · · Score: 5, Funny

    He would have been better off getting his face remodelled to look like Harison's.

  9. Already Been Done by dstiggy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As featured on destructoid Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity and Carnegie Mellon University created a partial replica of the Death Star for the booth during carnival. (A big competition for nerds which results in a huge party, one of the few cool things CMU does). http://www.beachheadonline.com/gallery/album66/IMG _2375 http://www.beachheadonline.com/gallery/album66/IMG _2369 These are the result of being frozen in carbonite. We took a plaster mold of the whole body and back filled it and reinforced it on a 2"x4" frame. The result is a 300lb plaster replica of Hans in carbonite. Check the site if you want to see more of what the booth looked like.

  10. Re:All I can say is... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...his parents must be so proud.

    They better be, he'll be living with them for a looooong time.

  11. Re:uncool by nuzak · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is really uncool. You are not supposed to destroy one of a kind movie props. A casting from the prop is hardly one of a kind.

    Moron. Yet we're still in agreement about him there.
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  12. Re:*Not to scale by ChefInnocent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This story is another reminder of the way the fan to content relationship is changing. From t.v. to the web the lines are blurring between fans as passive consumers of entertainment to active participants.


    Unfortunately, many people don't understand what it means to be a true fan. I am often called a fan of StarTrek, but the truth is that I simply enjoy it. I've been to 1 convention and will never go again; I just don't want to deal with those who are fanatical enough to go in costum, or debate what the real chronological order of TOS should be. I have every episode on DVD of all the series, but I can't tell you what episode redshirt #3 died on plant who-really-cares. I know people who don't own any episodes, but could give you the information and the precise minute into the episode it happened.
    I think of fans as those who are fanatical enough to make something a deep part of thier daily lives, and I just enjoy the content. Yet because I have every episode of StarTrek on DVD, I get accused of being a fan.
    Maybe we need a new word for the consumers who enjoy a particular activity and those who are fanatical about it. Even more so, the word shouldn't just exist, but be used by the masses.
  13. Antiques Road Show 2027 by MrMarket · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see it now: "If this were an original Harrison Ford model, it would be worth $5 million, but because your grandfather's brother* replaced Harrison Ford's handsome mug with Butt Head's, the piece is now only worth $5,000**"

    Great niece nods and grits her teeth look while trying to hide her disappointment/embarrassment.

    *has to be handed down to nieces/nephews -- no way this guy is breeding

    ** $5 adjusted for inflation