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Electronic Arts Delivers OS X Games
pete314 wrote to say that "Electronic Arts had broken its WWDC promise to launch games for OS X on the same day as the Windows version." Thankfully, the company has come through, with four new titles now available for order: Battlefield 2142, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Need for Speed Carbon, and Command & Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars . Thanks to mr100percent for the update.
How large is the homosexual gamer market worth, anyway?
Set A of EA gamers
Set B of Mac Gamers
intersection of set A and Set B = 3 frat boys who grew up to be graphic artists.
I'm sure all three of them will be very disappointed.
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
"All 3 Mac gamers were pissed..." or something like that.
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How many fucking times will that lame ass fucking joke be rehashed on
Oh, that's right, every single fucking time a story like this is posted.
Anyone with half a fucking brain cell doesn't go out and buy a Mac because they want to play a bunch of fucking gay ass "PC games".
People that wanna buy a Mac AND play games, buy a Mac and buy a goddamn console. Take your pick from the current three or stick with something older. I like my softmodded original XBox. No red ring of death and that fucker does everything under the sun.
People that just HAVE to play games on PC (or really just drool at the fact that their PC games have higher resolutions than consoles and then stroke their tiny little weiners), buy a PC with Windows whatever and have fun putting up with all of the Windows bullshit. Especially you dipshits who think Vista is sooo great.
People that just want to play some games, go out and buy a console. Problem solved. No matter if you use a Mac or a PC with Windoze or Linux or fucking DOS 2.1 or even a goddamn VIC-20.
Really, it's that goddamn simple. PCs are fucking stupid in this day and age. It's either spending too much time "maintaining" Windows whatever or spending too much time getting stuff to work, finding and compiling drivers, apps, kernels, etc. in Linux. "Oh! Macs cost so much more!" Well, duh, you get what you pay for. I don't drink the Apple Kool-Aid or anyone's Kool-Aid but I know when something works and is worth paying a little extra for.
I can do most things in OS X on a shitty little Mac Mini that I could do in Linux on a PC (not to mention running both Winblows 2003 and Slackware Linux in virtual machines) and more things than I could ever do running only Winshit XP or 2003 on a real PC, without all the maintenance bullshit required for Windows.
Besides, fuck EA. Their games suck and so do they. Fucking wankers.
Jesus fucking christ, enough with the stupid stories about lack of Mac games, Macs suck for gaming (duh), etc.
NBA games must be late because they have to add in a ref that bets on the game and makes bad calls. The NFL games must be late because they have to add in Michael Vick dog fighting side-games between the Football games.
By the way, Macs spelled backwards is Scam. That is the truth of Macs and video games.
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