Study: Martian Soil Has Signs of Life
geoffrobinson writes "Reuters is reporting that a scientist from Germany believes Viking probe data shows signs of life. From the article: "Joop Houtkooper of the University of Giessen, Germany, said on Friday the spacecraft may in fact have found signs of a weird life form based on hydrogen peroxide on the subfreezing, arid Martian surface. His analysis of one of the experiments carried out by the Viking spacecraft suggests that 0.1 percent of the Martian soil could be of biological origin.""
The same way evolution and the round earth did.
In other words, they'll jam their fingers further into their skulls via their earholes and shout "La la la, I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUU, puh-RAAAAAZE beee to the Lawwwwwwd JAY-zuz Christ!"
~Eien no Inori wo Sasagete~ Searching for my Hatsumi...