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Microsoft Forces Shutdown of Autopatcher
kaufmanmoore writes "Posts on Neowin and Autopatcher's site announce Microsoft has forced the closure of the Autopatcher download section. Details are scarce as to the exact reason for the take down after over 4 years of availability, but an official from Microsoft legal says that it has nothing to do with Windows Genuine Advantage. Goodbye to another useful tool that helped sysadmins apply Microsoft's numerous patches."
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Microsoft announces a new service available for $50 a seat (check with sales rep for volume licensing) that will allow administrators to do what used to be free from some web sites.
"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." -Albert Einstein
You are all missing the obvious reason for the shutdown. Microsoft has finally fixed all the bugs! Celebrate!
So Kaladis talked to Microsoft's best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend who heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who works somewhere in a Microsoft call center who saw Autopatcher in use at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty ironclad. It's my understanding that they can pursue legal action against Autopatcher at their leisure even if the Microsoft employee in question was accurately reflecting Microsoft-as-a-whole's knowledge of Autopatcher.
"I asked the representative if Windows Genuine Advantage had anything to do with it and he categorically told me this was not the case..."
"I am not gay; I never have been gay..."
What?
Oh wait....
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I slept throught the bit where they used to care...
Shhh, don't mention any alternatives here, you'll just give them ideas!
When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat? -C. Palahniuk
Microsoft stopped caring over a decade ago. Do you think they have any interest in what users want or need? It's all about lock-in, baby.
They don't care what's on your hardware as long as it's theirs. Actually I wish that were true, because XP is pretty decent, but they couldn't leave well enough alone and had to spend 5 years squatting on the toilet to excrete Vista, the first piece of software that doesn't even pretend to offer anything new to the customers, it's only selling points are what's good for Microsoft and their big media buddies. OK, I lied. It does offer a new feature for users: It's shiny.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
"Most MS users are unsophisticated, which is one reason why MS products are so prone to bugs."
Uh!? Last I reviewed a reason for a software product to be prone to bugs were unsophisticated *developers* but... users?