Iowa Antitrust Case Costs Microsoft $255M
The judge in charge has approved the payout for the case, which was settled seven months ago. Iowa citizens will get up to $179 million in refunds and the attorneys will get $75 million, $8 million of which covers expenses. There's another $1 million in there for legal aid. Individual consumers pocket very little: they can file for $16 for each copy of Windows or MS-DOS purchased over a 12-year period, and $29 for Office. Such a payout would serve as a deterrent only if all 50 states had sued and won similar amounts. Alone it's a slap on the wrist.
Who says it's "alone"? Here in Minnesota in '04 MS bought me a cheap printer, refurb Epson scanner, and three LinuxStore keyboards.
The sound of MS getting stung for millions is strangely similar to the sound of Gates slapping his wallet on the desk and asking "you got change? Smallest bill I got is a billion"
Cost of 7.5 million x $10 dollar rebate vouchers for a team of attorneys: $75 million
Look on the senior partner's face when 25 trailer trucks full of printed rebate vouchers enters the parking lot: priceless.
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And the attorneys will get $75 million, $8 million of which covers expenses.
I call bullshit, why are they getting this when their expenses are significantly lower and it isn't part of the money given out to everybody who bought Windows?
I'd be seriously pissed if I found out lawyers were skimming massive amounts from public settlements on behalf of my state or county. Where's it going eh?
Since when is a quarter of a billion dollars a slap on the wrist?
When it's imposed upon an entity that makes 13 billion dollars every three months and records that against offshore subsidiaries that pay no tax?
Just a thought.
Why are the lawyers paid in one full lump sum? What is the incentive for anyone, MSFT, the lawyers and the state to publicize the settlement and make sure all eligible customers actually get something? Why can't they make the lawyer fees a percentage of actual money paid out as compensation? Then these lawyers will be working overtime to publicize and make it easy to file and claim the refund. As it stands it benefits no one but the lawyers.
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