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Apple May Introduce New iPod on Wednesday
UnHolier than ever writes "Apple may be planning to announce a 'revamp' of the iPod on Wednesday. Reporters from across Europe have been asked to view a broadcast presentation by Steve Jobs at the BBC headquarters. Theorized features for this new iPod include a full or wide-screen with touch controls, ala the ever-popular iPhone. '[An analyst with Goldman Sachs] believes that a new line of iPods will boost demand for the gadget from Goldman's present forecast of about 19.8 million units for Apple's key first quarter - the reporting period that covers Christmas. However, that still suggests that demand for iPods will be flat, at best, compared with the same period last year, when Apple sold about 21 million devices.'"
Reading your posts is practically orgasmic for me. So much work, so barely comprehensible, and really, your points would almost be reasonable if not for the veneer of insanity you seem to try so hard to add.
You, sir, rock.
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Speculation for Nerds. News that may matter.
I just bought a 8 GB Nano today. And in less than a week, it's going to be vintage. Yes!
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I may introduce an iPod Killer on Wednesday.
On the other hand, I may not.
Great news, huh?
Is this some kind of Zen riddle? If no one reads the article, does it matter that the article has no substance?
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Assuming you think news should only be about provable facts....well, it is certainly a fact that some people think that Apple may introduce a new iPod on wednesday. Whether that is is important or not* is a matter of debate, but it is certainly a real fact, and therefore news.
*it does have very tangible effects, in the form of moving markets.
Wireless. More space than a Nomad. Still lame.
Ah, numbers from the PDOOMA methodology.
What? You've not heard of PDOOMA? It's sweeping the Internet, the TV and the newspapers of the world! It's the latest in business analysis and information.
PDOOMA = Pulled Directly Out Of My Arse.
Just like the 1/100 memory miss rate. Nice work. You may have a career in punditry waiting for you somewhere.