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Belgium May Prosecute the Church of Scientology
sheean.nl writes "A Belgian prosecutor recommended after a 10-year investigation that the government prosecute the church of Scientology. The church is accused of being a criminal organization involved in extortion, fraud, unfair trading, violation of privacy laws, and unlawfully practicing medicine. Both the Belgian and the European branches of the church should be brought to court, according to the authorities. The investigation was started in 1997 after former Scientologists complained about intimidation and extortion by the church. Other European countries such as Germany have problems with Scientology, but in the US it is officially recognized as a religion. Scientology has 10 million members including high-profile followers such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta." Scientology has long used heavy-handed legal and other tactics to suppress opposition on the Net.
We're Watching.
Oooooh....L. Ron Hubbard must be spinning in his grave....well...his thetans must be enturbulated around their next body host at least...
Tom Cruise to come out of the closet?
Xenu Smack Your Ass !!
Scientology is NOT a religion!
They believe that absurd fictional super-powered entities are controlling our lives.
They indoctrinate their believers to give up their common sense and rely on the group for 'truth'. They suck money out of their victims and they prosecute anyone who opposes their growth!
How dare they try to be considered a religion!
Umm.. wait a minute.. never mind...
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And yet you read this far and replied to a nested post... Slow day at work?
Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
My personal favorite way to describe the dude is "levitating Jew zombie".
To do list for Windows
Well, how many tanks does the pope have anyway?
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Please don't quote people and modify the quotation, dumbass.
Uh....could you be a little more adult about this ? Chill out.
He doesn't need tanks. He has Holy Hand Grenades.
Jonah could probably speak whale.
Careful there, Thor's going to smite you with a blow from Mjolnir for pushing those newfangled southern superstitions.
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
You don't go to hell for posting stuff, you go to hell for postings that disagree with mine!
Standard disclaimer: Yes, I firmly believe God has a sense of humor, at least I firmly hope so.
Back in my day when we chiseled our bits into stone and sent them by mule train from village to village...
Only on Slashdot will I hear the term "open source religion" and everyone immediately comprehends the meaning. :P
If the LDS are 19th century's pseudo-scientific pseudo-religion and Scientology is the 20th century equivalent... That means we can still establich the 21st century equivalent if we are quick!
j/k, of course. The 21st century equivalent is already there; it's known as Web 2.0...
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