Hole in Asteroid Belt Reveals Extinction Asteroid
eldavojohn writes "Further evidence for the asteroid mass extinction theory has been discovered as a break in the main asteroid belt of our solar system. From the article, "A joint U.S.-Czech team from Southwest Research Institute (SwRI) and Charles University in Prague suggests that the parent object of asteroid (298) Baptistina disrupted when it was hit by another large asteroid, creating numerous large fragments that would later create the Chicxulub crater on the Yucatan Peninsula as well as the prominent Tycho crater found on the Moon.""
A few years ago, I was at the library. While looking through the natural history section in the stacks, I felt an overwhelming urge to shit. Now, normally I don't like using public restrooms (I don't want toilet seat herpes), but I hadn't had a decent shit in a couple days, so I was overdue. I grabbed some reading material and headed for the shitter.
Perched on the throne, I loosened my sphincter and started reading. Two chapters later, I was interrupted by someone entering. Fuck! I'd been here too long and my wife was probably wondering where I was hiding. Looking down at the bowl as I wiped my ass, I saw a monster turd bigger than a black cock. No wonder I felt so shitty.
Beating a hasty retreat, I noticed a pasty fat guy at the urinal. He looked like a queer or maybe a linux user, and seemed to be staring at me. Whatever.
A few minutes later, I realized I had left my book in the john. I went back to get it and was shocked to find a man kneeling at the john, eating a turd (I forget to flush). Holy fuck.
yeah, cause we all know that global warming is a myth started be commies and liberals, now where the hell are my nukes? the burning of fossil fuels releases carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas, which leads to more solar radiation being absorbed in our atmosphere, leading to a warmer climate.. which in turn ups the amount of water in the atmosphere, which incidentally also is a greenhouse gas. positive feedback loop ftw!
i find your lack of faith in science disturbing!
(Offtopic)As regards to your sig.
Atheism is the belief that there is/are no god/gods (see wikipedia). Belief in absence of proof means it's a religion. I'm an atheist and I believe that god has no place in our universe, but it is only a belief, I have no proof. If I had proof then this would be science and not religion and I would have been killed by religious fanatics a long time ago.
Badgers, we don't need no stinking badgers! - UHF