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Seagate and Maxtor Show Off New Stuff To Bloggers

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the hot-platters dept.

Doggie Fizzle writes "Seagate held an event for bloggers and other media in the NYC area yesterday and rolled out some of their new items for show and tell. DAVE, the battery powered portable hard drive for WiFi/Bluetooth phones was being demoed. Some of the new FDE series of laptop and desktop drives with full (hardware based) disk encryption were on hand. And Maxtor's fourth generation of OneTouch external drives were on display and available to take home."

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  1. Battery powered hard drive? by BronsCon · · Score: 1, Troll

    No risk of data corruption if you forget to charge it or otherwise let the battery run low, eh?

    Naw. Not at all...

    Still, a cool idea, I suppose. But another device to carry around with you; unless you leave it in the glove box (can it run on a DC supply?) and, perhaps, use your phone (with the, perhaps built-in, FM transmitter) as an audio headend in the car.

    Sorry for the run-on and any grammar issues. Actually, I'm not. It happens. Deal. And no, I did not RTFA; as I've said alot lately, I'm not that new here.

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    APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
    1. Re:Battery powered hard drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Hey slashdot,

      My mom is hot. Seriously hot. And she's also a giant drunk. So last night, after finishing off a bottle of Bacardi 151 and starting on another, she had the bright idea to put some porn on in my living room while I was taking a shit. She was passed out with her pants off by the time I finished. I'm fed up with the drunk bitch doing this sort of shit, so I figured I'd play a joke on her.

      I got a bottle of KY and started pouring it all over her. She was a sticky mess by the time I was done, but she still didn't wake up. I remembered the four pounds of pork sausage I had in the refrigerator for a barbecue I'm having later today. I started stretching my mom's snatch out. I managed to get my fist in there without rousing her. The sausage was in a plastic bag, so I cut one of the corners off so that the sausage would be "pooped" out. I inserted the bag in her pussy, and squeezed until all the sausage was in her body.

      What I am about to say might shock and offend the weak of stomach. Not yet satisfied with my prank, I decided to see if I could make her give birth to four pounds of pork sausage. So I started to flick my tongue on her clit. She started moaning, gyrating her hips, and finally had an orgasm. She woke up to seeing me laughing as sausage slid out of her vagina, and my mom got scared. She said, you sick son of a bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you before she passed out again.

      I need your advice, slashdot. She's still passed out, and there's still a slimy coil of pork sausage on the floor. The barbecue is supposed to start in about an hour, but that was the last of my sausage and I don't have time to deal with her and get some more sausage. Do you think cooking the sausage over a hot flame would get rid of the KY flavour?