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Name Your Favorite Bloat-Free Software

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the need-a-steady-diet-of-#-/*-and-// dept.

An anonymous reader writes "I prefer software that takes as little hard drive space and RAM as possible. I can't stand bloated software like iTunes, as compared to Foobar or classic Winamp; or Windows Media Player, as compared to VLC or Media Player Classic. What are some of your favorite applications which are a little less bloated?"

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  1. Oh! by c0l0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that one's easy! `ed`. It's the standard editor for a reason, after all.

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    1. Re:Oh! by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      ed is a bloated mess! It's 47K for god's sake! I use cat for all of my text editing needs. At a lean 19k, it's far more efficient than ed. Hell, if you're comfortable with that much bloat, you might as well just use emacs. At least then you get an operating system included.

      As for general favorite bloat-free software, I'd have to go with /usr/bin/yes. Often I find myself needing something to tell me I'm correct about a tough decision, or to provide me motivation to do something, or just for some general personal validation. For that and more, I trust yes. Sure, some people would use more unsure methods such as researching problems, talking to themselves in a mirror, or taking action to better themselves. I'm not much of a gambler though, and I don't like to sweat. So, I use yes. Yes always gives me the answer I need, as many times as I need to hear it. Yes is the perfect solution to life's problems. Take for example the following conversation with yes:

      Should I buy that new sports car I've had my eye on? y
      Am I really a good person, even after all those felonies? y
      Should I have another beer? y
      Am I sober enough to drive? y
      Do you love me? y
      Oh yes, you little scamp, I love you too! y
      y
      y
      y
      y
      y
      y
      y
      y
      ^C

    2. Re:Oh! by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know, EMACS stands for 8 megs and constantly swapping. Eight Freaking Megs!!!! No editor should be that large. I mean my god what does it do? Check email?

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    3. Re:Oh! by fm6 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pity Homer Simpson didn't know about yes.

    4. Re:Oh! by dknj · · Score: 5, Funny

      8 megs for an operating system is pretty small...

    5. Re:Oh! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I use cat for all of my text editing needs.

      Freakin' wastrel! That's why they made ">". Not vim. Not ed. Not cat. ">".

      $ > eln.txt
      Hi, I like swap!
      ^D

      "cat". Hrmph.

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    6. Re:Oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pfft. I'm waiting for Apple to release iYes. Who cares that yes is tiny and does its job well? It still needs to be simplified as only Apple can. Hopefully they can add some magic playlists in there as well, and maybe throw in a little DRM for good measure.

      My machine is quad core and has 1.5TB of disk and 4GB of RAM so I think it can be safely assumed that everyone else does too...and that every application should assume it can have all of it. I mean, it's time to take these command-line utils into the modern age.

      I'm also looking for the iTrue replacement for /bin/true, as it desperately needs a GUI. And by God the fucker better be set to load into memory at start-up because I don't want to have to wait for truth.

    7. Re:Oh! by mcpkaaos · · Score: 4, Funny

      While I agree that Notepad is a powerful editor, I feel that Wordpad's ability to underline text on the same line edges it out for the extreme programmer. Plus, you can write your release notes in Wingdings.

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    8. Re:Oh! by alx5000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      How and why would you use more instead of ed??

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  2. Bonzi Buddy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bonzi Buddy

    1. Re:Bonzi Buddy by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Funny

      true, it saves so much resources. Normally, you would need 3 different programs to annoy the shit out of you, destroy your computer and constantly spy on you, but Bonzi Buddy does all 3 in one.

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  3. Apple II by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    ] call -151
    * 300: ad 30 c0 20 ed fd 4c 00 03
    * 300g

    Hours of random entertainment!

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  4. Re:Lynx? by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who needs the bloat of Lynx when you can telnet to port 80?

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  5. My list by starrsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's my list: OpenOffice, e-Sword, Firefox, Google Desktop, TightVNC, Thunderbird, Picasa, AVG Anti-Virus, GIMP, IrfanView, VLC Media Player, FileZilla, 7zip

    Stupid lame filter nuked my <ul>

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  6. Re:Lynx? by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 5, Funny

    the only good thing about slashdot is the comments! You must be new here.
  7. Re:MS Paint by Orestesx · · Score: 5, Funny

    HIM: "I really like MS Paint for screenshots."
    YOU: "MS Paint sucks. Buy a new computer so you can take screenshots more easily"