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"Spooky" Science Points Towards Quantum Computing

Stony Stevenson writes to tell us that University of Michigan physicists have been able to establish an "entanglement" between two atoms trapped more than a meter apart in different enclosures using light. This shows how two different atoms can have a sort of communication, something Einstein referred to as 'spooky action-at-a-distance'. "By manipulating the photons emitted from each of the two atoms and guiding them to interact along a fibre-optic thread, the researchers were able to detect the resulting photon clicks and entangle the atoms. Professor Monroe explained that the fibre-optic thread was necessary to establish entanglement of the atoms. But the fibre could be severed and the two atoms would remain entangled, even if one were 'carefully taken to Jupiter'."

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  1. Finally by TBerben · · Score: 4, Funny

    Getting a girl the nerdy way: holding a fiber-optic wire between the two of you and say "Now we're entangled on the atomic level, love me forever!"

    1. Re:Finally by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, have you figured out yet why you're still single?

    2. Re:Finally by dgbrownnt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Getting a girl the nerdy way: holding a fiber-optic wire between the two of you and say "Now we're entangled on the atomic level, love me forever!"

      And then the moment she measures you up, it's over! :-P
  2. Quantum Bluetooth? by erroneus · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's kinda what it sounds like to me anyway... but I'm not all that knowledgeable in the area of quantum physics... I barely understand common physics. But at least I read the article... and it sounds like they have created the atomic equivalent of two cans and a string without the string.

  3. Re:FedEx, UPS, etc. are gonna make a fortune by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 4, Funny

    But the fibre could be severed and the two atoms would remain entangled, even if one were 'carefully taken to Jupiter'."

    Probably not.

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  4. Re:Entanglement and causality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your comment is difficult to parse. Please improve your arm-chair understand of English.

    (Sorry, couldn't resist...)

  5. Re:Entanglement and causality? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    The problem is that, as I understand it, this would happen ten minutes before I press the button. Whoops! You see, when I de-entangle the first electron the disentanglement on the other side happens five minutes in my past. When the machine disentangles the second electron, the other electron is five minutes in its past. Totalling to ten minutes. Can you see what I'm getting at? I'm assuming this argument isn't new - What mistake have I made here? I'm not sure, but I think you just invented time travel!
  6. spooky action from a distance by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows locks up when I'm not even touching it ;-P

  7. Re:FedEx, UPS, etc. are gonna make a fortune by geoskd · · Score: 4, Funny

    FedEx, UPS, etc. are gonna make a fortune shipping all those entangled particles around the world.
    I believe the article said " carefully taken to Jupiter" so that rules out UPS, FedEx, and especially the post office...

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  8. spooky action-at-a-distance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > something Einstein referred to as 'spooky action-at-a-distance'.

    I could have sworn my therapist used those exact words when describing my sex life.

  9. Re:FedEx, UPS, etc. are gonna make a fortune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every time somebody tracks a package online, there's a 50% chance that a cat somewhere dies.

  10. So in summary... by BiloxiGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Entangle two atoms
    2. Transport one of them to Jupiter (Or your favorite planetary body, Pluto excluded)
    3. Detonate a bomb at the other atoms location
    4. ???
    5. PROFIT!

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  11. I found a better company by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good news everyone!

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    1. Re:I found a better company by cammoblammo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, if you're talking about transporting an atom of Jumbonium you might want to reconsider.

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    2. Re:I found a better company by glwtta · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't get it...

      I believe that's grounds for a permanent ban from Slashdot...

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  12. Re:Entanglement and causality? by AJWM · · Score: 3, Funny

    The spooky part comes in when you take that blue ball and paint it red, and the other guy's ball turns blue. Ouch.

    (Yeah, I know that doesn't really happen, but some bad explanations of entanglement could lead you to think that it could.)

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  13. Re:appalachianstate? by Dorceon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because researchers at Appalachian State subsequently proved that the atoms would remain entangled even if carefully taken two points beyond Jupiter, perhaps by blocking a field goal attempt shortly after the asteroid belt.

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