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USPTO Imposes 'Undue Hardship' On 1-Click Lawyers
theodp writes "Looks like Amazon's high-priced Silicon Valley attorneys will have to endure the 'undue hardship' of awakening early next Thursday morning to defend CEO Jeff Bezos' 1-Click patent in a Video Hearing before the Board of Patent Appeals and Interferences. The attorneys' plea for a 1 p.m. ET start time drew a be-there-at-9-or-be-square response from the USPTO. The 1-Click patent has fallen into disfavor lately with USPTO Examiners, who no longer have the same boss who once sent a 1-Click love letter to the WSJ arguing that the merits of Amazon's patent were proven by a contest run by a Jeff Bezos-financed company, an argument that was later rejected by Congress."
As much as I like her and find her erotic and fun, there is one thing I wish I could change about Kathleen: she dislikes cum. The expression of distaste on her face as she views semen clearly indicates she hates it. She hates the smell, the texture, the taste... the very essence of sperm. After my successful visit with her, I decided I would do something about that if I ever had the chance.
My chance came surprisingly quickly. Less than a week passed before she called to say the problem with her computer was back, and could I come out to help? I agreed and found myself at her house the next day.
It took a minute to fix her computer. I had removed a rogue application from the Start Up folder so that it wouldn't automatically run anymore. Seeing the symptoms, I looked and there enough was that stupid program. Seeing her sheepish smile, I new she had planted it, and I praised her ingenuity.
With the computer fixed and her intentions clear, I recommended that she needed to be 'serviced' as well. "Might as well get you running right too," I smiled.
She agreed.
One of the things I like about her is her sense of adventure. I suggested it would be fun to try a little bondage. She positively jumped at the idea, and I had her lift her skirt and lay on the weight bench in the den next to the computer. She dislikes being naked in front of people, so I put a blindfold over her eyes. Then, I tied her wrists loosely with my socks under the bench, letting her know she could free herself easily. Her legs I left free.
I pushed her legs up and began to lick at her pussy. Again, she was delicious and responsive. It didn't take long before she was sighing with contentment. All she could do was let me pleasure her. There was no need or possibility that she could worry about my satisfaction, and she was liberated to just enjoy.
I started talking to her, using my sexy silky "FM DJ" voice. I told her how sexy it would be to have a girl sit on her face, letting Kathleen lick her pussy. She squirmed and wettened. She has liked the idea of a lesbian encounter for as long as I've known her. I asked if she wanted to kiss a pussy, and she whispered "yes".
So, I moved up and kissed her with my juice-flavored mouth and tongue. I rubbed her clit as we kissed, getting my fingers covered with her sap. I brought them to her mouth, smiling as she sucked her flavor from my fingers.
When they were clean, I moved down and inserted my cock into her. I gasped as loudly as she did. She was hot and wet and oh-so-good feeling. I stroked her just enough to cover my cock in her juices, then pulled out and moved to her mouth. I brushed my dick over her lips.
She doesn't like cocksucking, probably because the dick might shoot off unexpectedly. "Don't cum," she warned, refusing to open her mouth.
"I won't," I said. "I want to eat your creampie." She knew that was the truth, and opened her mouth to begin sucking her taste off. Meanwhile, I finger fucked her, coating my fingers with her inner juice. I went back and penetrated her, feeding her my fingers.
I did it a couple more times, feeling her getting wetter and wetter. She had never been really juicy, but she was creaming liberally now. The repeated short fuck sessions were driving us both crazy. She began to ask me to fuck her, to cum in her, to eat it out.
How could I say no?
Knowing that I was about to lick her creampie, I didn't last too long. Like last time, I continued bucking into her as I show out wad after wad. She squirmed and moaned, unable to really move against me like she wanted because her wrists were tied.
I let myself shrink, knowing my semen was collecting in her tunnel. When I was flaccid, I knelt and looked into her gaping hole. There was a large pearl of creampie there, waiting to be licked. I pressed my lips to her pussy lips, and sucked gently. I captured as much as I could in my mouth, then stood and moved to her face.
I put my lips to hers, as she muttered "no... no..." over and over.
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I take a different approach: ordering extremely heavy products that qualify for free shipping and are eligible for special discounts that guarantee amazon loses money.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
I don't buy 3rd party items through amazon (I go to their regular website). This is for items sold by amazon.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.