Canadian Bureaucrats Don't "Think Different"
owlgorithm writes "Apple's new store in Montreal has three parking meters on the street in front of it. The city is in the middle of a campaign to reduce downtown parking. In Apple's ever-conscientious attempt to improve design, they offered to reimburse the city for the parking meters and their revenue if the city would remove them. Answer: Non — because 'We've never done it before, so we can't.'"
This sums up much of Canada's problem. And while I could give them the solution to it, they wouldn't understand it because they've never understood it before.
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
Typical French Canadians or should I say Quebecois. They tried to separate, I didn't try to stop them.
A better response to the Apple Store's request would have been "... but I am le tired".
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