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Big Brother Really Is Watching Us All

Posted by Zonk on from the hi-guys dept.

siddesu writes "The BBC has a nice high-level overview of some technologies for surveillance developed in the US and the UK. 'The US and UK governments are developing increasingly sophisticated gadgets to keep individuals under their surveillance. When it comes to technology, the US is determined to stay ahead of the game ... But it [a through-the wall sensing device in development] will also show whether someone inside a house is looking to harm you, because if they are, their heart rate will be raised. And 10 years from now, the technology will be much smarter. We'll scan a person with one of these things and tell what they're actually thinking.'"

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  1. Elevated Heart Rate? by Gabrill · · Score: 4, Funny

    Boy that surprise birthday present sure landed me in jail quick. I hope I can explain that brand new S&M outfit adequately in court!

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    1. Re:Elevated Heart Rate? by Joebert · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your honor after carefull consideration we've determined the defendant is of no danger to society, however the prosecution requests the defendant not be allowed within 1000 feet from any property which houses goats.

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    2. Re:Elevated Heart Rate? by jagdish · · Score: 5, Funny

      however the prosecution requests the defendant not be allowed within 1000 feet from any property which houses goatse.
      Fixed!

  2. This is when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll become a millionaire overnight selling my own brand of tin-foil clothing!

    CAUTION: May cook organs/skin during warm weather.

    1. Re:This is when... by Joebert · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's gettin hot in here.
      So take off your tinfoil cloths.

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    2. Re:This is when... by SevenHands · · Score: 3, Funny

      Getting into your girlfriend's pants late at night when the house is quiet would be quite a challenge when she's wearing foil panties.

  3. I hope they really can read my mind.... by timmarhy · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. I'll just think of tub girl and goatse.cx man all day. take that fuckers.

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    1. Re:I hope they really can read my mind.... by dircha · · Score: 4, Funny

      "No, don't talk - don't say anything. I'm filling my mind with a picture of beating their huge, misshapen heads to pulp!. Thoughts so primitive they block out everything else; I'm filling my mind with hate!"

      Captain Pike salutes you :)

  4. Big brother is so cliche by Raul654 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Big brother has nothing on Ceiling cat

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  5. Chicken Joke by Dragonflite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Big Brother: I've seen many chickens cross many roads. Please specify.

  6. tags? by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where's the tags "tinfoilhatbait" or "overlordbait"?

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  7. The Inevitable by istartedi · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll scan a person with one of these things and tell what they're actually thinking.'"

    Jim, Jim, what's Jack thinking?

    Umm...

    Well, come-on, Jim. What is it?

    Umm... he's thinking that we're a bunch of lamers because we're scanning him with the BB-1600, and everybody who's anybody has a MBB-8, which is what he's got.

    Ah, come on. They both work. The MBB-8 just comes in more colors.

    Yeah. Mac fan boys. Piss me off.

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  8. If Big Brother is Watching Me... by fm6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...he really needs to get a life!

  9. So much for sex by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 3, Funny

    But it [a through-the wall sensing device in development] will also show whether someone inside a house is looking to harm you, because if they are, their heart rate will be raised.

    So your significant other is on the other side of the wall whispering sweet nothings and describing the slinky nightie she currently has on, your elevated heart rate could get you in trouble? Sounds to me like the government just killed seduction.

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  10. Windmill tilting anyone? by infonography · · Score: 3, Funny

    You are getting confused with Scientologists that already do this when they play with their e-meters. Hmm, I smell a lawsuit. And there are a lot of Ex-SCO lawyers out of work right now.

    "Clearly they are infringing on my client's religious rights and patented technology."

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  11. Re:Just like the polygraph by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Funny

    You forgot ROCK&ROLL! I forget a lot of things that come after drugs.
  12. Re:I For One... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 3, Funny

    *insert obligatory overlord related joke here* Come on people, I know it will eventually be posted, but it's only funny for so long.
    In Soviet Russia, obligatory joke posts YOU!
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  13. Re:Ineffective by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Terrorists will simply train themselves to remain calm and lower their heartrate.

    Well of course, because they've been tipped off now! Which means the submitter of this article is guilty of treason. Just like the traitors among us who tipped off the terrorists that we were reading everyone's email and listening in on their phone calls.

    Now Bin Laden will release some yoga tapes and our intelligence gathering will be back to square one.

  14. Re:They can do this now, sort of. by ivaldes3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure, using a very large, very powerful, very loud, super-cooled helium filled magnet that costs several million dollars and requires a special room so that metal objects don't come flying into it with the possibility of killing any occupant in the tunnel.

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  15. As Joe C. would say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can keep your tinfoil hat on!

  16. Re:Ineffective by TheLink · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spock is that you?

    'Nurse, I have been hit by a taxi, it is most logical to assume that I am seriously damaged, for example my left anterior cruciate ligaments appear to be FUBARed, to use the popular technical term'.

    Seriously though, it's interesting to hear that he apparently does ok - I'd thought pain would be useful in helping people learn from their mistakes.

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