Half of SCO's Accountants Quit
Groklaw Reader writes "Apparently, SCO's lawyers were working overtime last Sunday, because they wrote a quick plea to the bankruptcy court for permission to hire accounting temps. Why? Approximately half of SCO's finance department has resigned or been fired. Two who resigned had over ten years of experience each. One can only assume that they know what's about to happen to SCO."
Ahahahahah, brilliant. I'm curious enough to risk being offtopic: is that Shelley page some kind of Onion? Or is it for real? This is not a funny question, I'm getting mixed signals from reading it. It looks like something like the Onion by the sheer absurdity and language used, even the comments are brilliantly funny, but one never knows...
There is something wrong with masturbating to Britney Spears' crotch shots? Or do you prefer.. K. Fed's crotch shots...?
*Moving my backside closer to the wall*
Indeed. IIRC, the only piece of code they ever showed went something like this: I haven't read the actual code, but I assume the "superior" replacement was: