Most Science Studies Tainted by Sloppy Analysis
mlimber writes "The Wall Street Journal has a sobering piece describing the research of medical scholar John Ioannidis, who showed that in many peer-reviewed research papers 'most published research findings are wrong.' The article continues: 'These flawed findings, for the most part, stem not from fraud or formal misconduct, but from more mundane misbehavior: miscalculation, poor study design or self-serving data analysis. [...] To root out mistakes, scientists rely on each other to be vigilant. Even so, findings too rarely are checked by others or independently replicated. Retractions, while more common, are still relatively infrequent. Findings that have been refuted can linger in the scientific literature for years to be cited unwittingly by other researchers, compounding the errors.'"
They can study my taint anytime they want. /Karma
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How can we even trust this study?
After all, studies show that most studies are wrong.
How do we know the study that shows that most studies are tainted isn't tainted?
According to my research, most studies involve about 84% error rate due to flawed statistical analysis caused by people pulling statistics out of their arse. The other 16% are flawed due to NOT actually pulling statistics out of their arse.
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pot, meet kettle
I just read the article and checked his statistics. He did his numbers wrong.
You'd think a postdoc would have known this.
Well, of course you can trust it, since somebody can verify this independantly. ;)
[Speaking to self...] .... this...
A scientific study published that most scientific studies are wrong... therefore there is a good change of it being wrong.... Which means that most scientific studies are right... But if most studies are right then this one is also right... which means...
c.. an.. t take
[Head explodes]
I won't analyze again.
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