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Meteorite Causes Illness in Peru

eldavojohn writes "A meteorite struck in Peru on Saturday leaving cinders, rock & water boiling out of the ground. Villagers nearby reported headaches & vomiting and attributed it to the event. From the article, 'Seven policemen who went to check on the reports also became ill and had to be given oxygen before being hospitalized, Lopez said. Rescue teams and experts were dispatched to the scene, where the meteorite left a 100-foot-wide (30-meter-wide) and 20-foot-deep (six-meter-deep) crater, said local official Marco Limache.' It's not yet clear whether this is from the meteorite, gas trapped underground that was released or a chemical reaction between the two."

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  1. Headaches? by smitty97 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I got hit with a metorite, I'd have a headache too

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  2. Kryptonite Radiation by Sciros · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's no other rational explanation. Especially if the meteorite was green. Though there's different kinds of kryptonite out there. For instance Superman is very allergic to red, although it doesn't kill him. ... This is not off topic! :-(

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    1. Re:Kryptonite Radiation by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually many documentaries* on the subject of kryptonite have shown that it can have numerous effects on human beings. For instance Lex Luthor has suffered in the past from deadly exposure to this dangerous form of radiation. Jimmy Olsen has also suffered from the use of these WMDS**. I, for one, think we should be thinking of our children who will have to grow up in a kyptonite infested world thanks to these rocks raining down on us. We should declare war on Krypton now, before it is too late. The more times one of these kyptonite rocks is allowed to fall to our planet the more times people will be able to threaten Superman and poison civilians and future presidents.

      *Comics
      **Weapons of Mass Destruction (that mainly affect) Superman

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  3. /in Steven King voice: by pimpbott · · Score: 4, Funny

    Meeeteyer sheeit!

  4. Zombies! by LineGrunt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh COOL!

    When do we get the zombies?

    And are they slow or fast?

  5. and so it begins by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    (rubs hands together conspiratorily)

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  6. Sounds Like Commander Data's Work by Mad+Martigan · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're going to want to be on the lookout for androids carrying suspiciously labeled bags.

  7. Re: Foreigner by operagost · · Score: 3, Funny

    On the contrary, it will be cold as ice

    You're as cold as ice, create a 30 M. wide hole
    Just a block of ice, hot as a meteorite is cold

    I've seen it before, it happens a lot
    Crash on some villagers, trash all they've got
    They look out the door to see a rock in the sky
    A big stinky mess, makes the poor suckers die
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  8. too much TV by LM741N · · Score: 4, Funny

    now that Britney has made her way on TV in S. America, there have been waves of vomiting and sickness.

  9. The SCO meteorite? by Ang31us · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a picture of what it looked like as SCO streaked across the sky and made that big, noxious, radioactive hole in the ground! ;-)

  10. Re:nonsense by xs650 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Shit breaks" is an excellent analysis of one hitting the Earth at a high percentage of orbital velocity.

  11. Different facts, JPL? by FozE_Bear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone else think it's odd that this article calls it a 10meter crater (30ft) but the Physorg article calls it a 30 meter crater? Was JPL involved in some metric conversions?

  12. Re:Fungus is among us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anthrax? It's a good thing it didn't hit the US, otherwise we'd blame Al Qaeda for the attack and launch an invasion of space.

    Goerge Bush: "This aggression will not be tolerated. Space terrorists hate us for our freedom. We're fighting them up there so we don't have to fight them down here."

  13. Re:Fungus is among us by TobyRush · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me know when the Space Spore Zombies show up...

    Um, okay, but you're going to need to give us an e-mail address or something.

    I'm not saying they've shown up yet, I just want to be prepared. Because when they do show up, and everyone is going to be running around and freaking out and trying to shoot space spore zombies with hastily loaded rifles and everything, they're going to be thinking, "Aw, crap, that one guy on Slashdot asked us to let us know when this happens, and we totally are letting him down!" But not me, man. When those zombies start clawing on my door, first thing I'm gonna do: I am going to LET YOU KNOW.

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  14. Re:Meteroite control! by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Funny

    And none that emit nymphomaniacal, life draining, magenta tinted, gaseous aliens when you accidentally throw a large chisel at them on your first day on the job.

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