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SCO Blames Linux For Bankruptcy Filing

Stony Stevenson writes "SCO Group CEO Darl McBride is now claiming that competition from Linux was behind the company's filing of Chapter 11 bankruptcy. 'In a court filing in support of SCO's bankruptcy petition, McBride noted that SCO's sales of Unix-based products "have been declining over the past several years." The slump, McBride said, "has been primarily attributable to significant competition from alternative operating systems, including Linux." McBride listed IBM, Red Hat, Microsoft, and Sun Microsystems as distributors of Linux or other software that is "aggressively taking market share away from Unix.""

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  1. Tough noogies by RollingThunder · · Score: 4, Funny

    I fail to see the part of law where he's guaranteed to have a business model that works no matter what may compete with him.

  2. Translation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can't believe I'm losing to this guy!

    --Darl McBride

  3. oh yeah? by zsouthboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, horse-and-buggy manufacturer, am being put out of business by those damn dirty car manufacturers!

    1. Re:oh yeah? by Duhavid · · Score: 4, Funny

      They self-manufacture. All you need are two of them.
      Not just any two, though, curiously enough.
      We have not figured that part out yet.

      We will stay on it, so to speak, till we do.

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  4. Competition killed SCO. by khasim · · Score: 4, Funny

    McBride listed IBM, Red Hat, Microsoft, and Sun Microsystems as distributors of Linux or other software that is "aggressively taking market share away from Unix."

    So ..... McBride is blaming competition?
    1. Re:Competition killed SCO. by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 2, Funny

      My God.. STOP PRESS.. There are companies out there competing for market share..

      If SCO couldn't see this is it any wonder that they are filing for bankruptcy???

      Really indeed imagine that competors trying to put each other out of business. What is the world coming to??

  5. Damn Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damn Microsoft and their support of Linux!

  6. Excuse me... by curmudgeous · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...while I laugh maniacally.

  7. SCO Blames Linux For Bankruptcy Filing by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Darl McBride is a loser, and a bad one...

  8. Re:got to change with the times... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Funny

    SGI didnt adjust.

    Sure they did - they're called Nvidia now.

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  9. Re:Oh that Darl McBride! by Billosaur · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone worry his next job will be working for their company?

    Citing his vast experience, General Motors has announced Darl McBride is being named CEO, in hopes of ramping up flagging sales of GM products by suing Honda and Ford.

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  10. Damn users, running away when we sue them! by KWTm · · Score: 5, Funny

    The slump, McBride said, "has been primarily attributable to significant competition from alternative operating systems, including Linux." McBride listed IBM, Red Hat, Microsoft, and Sun Microsystems as distributors of Linux or other software that is "aggressively taking market share away from Unix."

    Furthermore, McBride also noted, "These alternate distributors neglect to sue their customers, a service which we provide for our own customers, and thus they are able to undercut our price of $699 per customer. Despite making a concerted effort to protect our intellectual property through the legal system, IBM has failed to buy us out, so the expected funds did not materialize which had been earmarked for expansion plans for my summer cottage --I mean, er, corporate conference facilities.

    "We expect our recovery to be delayed somewhat while we initiate the appeals procedure. At that point, we anticipate a healthy rebound, as our business partner tells one of those investment firms to give us more money.

    "Even though shares of our stock cost less than an order of French fries at McDonald's, we want to allay any concerns about being delisted for having a low price. Our accountants have said ... er, I mean ... our accountant has said that we can simply do a stock merge, to have fewer shares, each of which cost more. As the price drops further and we merge more shares, we anticipate that it will be at least one week before all the shares are merged into a single share that costs $1.30. By that time, we should have identified another customer whom we can sue. It should not take too long to identify since we don't have a very long list to look through."
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    1. Re:Damn users, running away when we sue them! by SirMeliot · · Score: 2, Funny

      By that time, we should have identified another customer whom we can sue.

      You might have something there. On their website it says this:

      SCO intends to maintain business as usual throughout the Chapter 11 proceedings.

  11. Re:Caldera to SCO: Backing the wrong source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Jesus Christ, tell your uncle Clem to stop using radiators to make his moonshine. That stuff can cause permanent damage.

  12. Re:Ice storms in Texas by hansamurai · · Score: 2, Funny

    In northern Minnesota we do the same thing when it's sunny!

  13. Re:SCO is solvent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Yeppers. I expect that there's gonna be a whole lot of hand-wringing in Utah over the next week or so...


    I think you misspelled "shredding".....

  14. Re:Caldera to SCO: Backing the wrong source by Curtman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used Caldera for a while and it certainly wasn't too bad. I remember the install being rather easy

    Yeah, and it let you play pacman while you waited for it to install. That was the most innovative thing Caldera ever did as far as I'm concerned.
  15. Re:Caldera to SCO: Backing the wrong source by dascritch · · Score: 2, Funny

    As said Linus : Smoking Crack Officially . No a good business practice, imho

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