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Google Planning New Undersea Cable Across Pacific?
tregetour writes "Google is planning a multi-terabit undersea communications cable across the Pacific Ocean for launch in 2009, Communications Day reports: 'Google would not strictly confirm or deny the existence of the Unity plan today, with spokesman Barry Schnitt telling our North American correspondent Patrick Neighly that "Additional infrastructure for the Internet is good for users and there are a number of proposals to add a Pacific submarine cable. We're not commenting on any of these plans." However, Communications Day understands that Unity would see Google join with other carriers to build a new multi-terabit cable. Google would get access to a fibre pair at build cost handing it a tremendous cost advantage over rivals such as MSN and Yahoo, and also potentially enabling it to peer with Asia ISPs behind their international gateways — considerably improving the affordability of Internet services across Asia Pacific.'"
September 11 2007
Paghtar Agga (Mujahideen Press/GNAP), Jalalabad
GNAA today announced the official launch of Chufter, the web's first officially non-kosher media sharing portal. After six months of rigorous prebeta testing/DDoSing by a select committee of GNAA beta testers/packeteers, the worldwide public holiday of September 11th has been chosen to publicly list Chufter on international stock markets. Despite receiving little or no promotion since it's prebeta debut 6 months ago, Chufter exceeded all market analyst's expectations and has already become the de-facto non-kosher content provider.
CEOs Rucas and pagga explain how Chufter came about: "The initial idea for Chufter came from our personal dissatisfaction with the strict 'kosher-only' content policy of mainstream clip sharing sites such as JewTube", barks Rucas. "Deletion of perfectly acceptable 'non-kosher' content by overzealous Hasidic admins was becoming increasingly commonplace, thus alienating the millions of proud, decent, antizionist gay niggers worldwide. Their rights to freedom of expression were being suppressed by these ZOG-funded sites, but with Chufter we feel we have given these gay niggers their voice back".
In a modern world where traditional, wholesome family content such as maresex, scat, mutilation, death and jihadist propaganda are deemed non-kosher under the Orthodox Hasidic laws that most media sharing sites operate, Chufter comes as a breath of fresh air. "We are excited and proud to be the first to break this Jewish monopoly on content. We hope to set a precedent which will be followed by the other major players within the media industry", says an erect pagga.
Of course, this level of innovation wouldn't be possible without the latest bleeding edge technology. "Chufter is built on proven, scalable enterprise solutions", explains pagga. "Our primary datacenter is located within the GNAA Worldwide Headquarters in California, in contrast with most other media sharing sites which are hosted in Israel. Each layer of the system was built from the ground up with a focus on efficiency, stability and content delivery. As an example of this, we chose MurderFS as the platform's foundation. Due to the the sheer amount of data involved, there was no other serious contender out there". Already in the works is a European mirror hosted Auschwitz, with a Tehran-based middle-eastern node in the pipeline.
After a relatively quiet summer, leading market analysts predict sharp increases in GNAA stock this fall. Since debuting on NIGDAQ this morning, shares in Chufter have already risen by 911 cents at time of going to press with no signs of slowing. In related news, industry insiders are hinting that Barack Osama is currently in discussions with Gary Niger about GNAA handling his 2008 presidential campaign. Watch this space.
About Chufter:
Chufter is a wholly owned subsidiary of GNAA ;]
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Whatever, they'll just start killing each other again. Those people are incapable of living in a peaceful society.
"Tap it"? Why would the NSA have to "tap it"?
Oh, wait... you still think that Google is some kind of independent tie-wearing, reserved-parking-space, Tuesday-is-Baked-Ziti-Day-in-the-Cafeteria corporate entity? You don't in the least bit suspect that they're a beard for all the domestic spying and privacy-wresting activity that your typical geek would be screaming about if it weren't for the fact that the perpetrator was a golden era dot.com foosball-flicking start-up?
"I don't mind if you spy on me, just do it in a way that consumes less energy than NASCAR." Is that your mantra, Bunky?
Hey, I'd love to stay and chat, but someone is knocking on my door...