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Knight Rider To Ride Again
Penguinsh*t writes "Though the movie version of Knight Rider has remained 'up on chocks' for the better part of the last decade, Knight Rider, the TV show is revving into high gear. 'The premise of the show will essentially remain the same as the original, which centered on a mulleted man righting wrongs with the help of a particularly chatty and souped-up automobile. No word yet on who will play the hero this time around, but the Peacock is looking for some new blood.' Besides which, 'the Hoff' is busy."
...or McGuyver making nuclear weapons out of a cane, dentures, Bengay, and hearing aides.
Table-ized A.I.
...for Baywatch: the Movie. It will be the first movie shot entirely in slow motion.
This is the knew Knight Rider vehicle... http://www.myersmotors.com/
http://www.rense.com/general79/wdx1.htm
I would LOVE to torture to death every single person who thinks they are clever by using a regexp replace in an internet post.
s/you/just bitter/g
Wonder what beloved 80's TV show the movie/TV industry will rape next.
Actually, they should just go the whole hog and combine two or three series into one new programme.
Personally I'd like to see the KITTs of Hazzard, or the Six Million Dollar ALF.
Above all, though, I'd like to see the A-Team take on the lizards from V. The only problem with that, though, is BA would never make it up to the mothership without being drugged, and the A-Team's complete inability to hit anything at all means that we'd all be lizard food within a matter of weeks.
Anyone else tired of these retreads?
Dub-du-du-duuuuh,
dub-du-du-duuuuh,
dub-du-du-du-du-duuuuuuuuuuuuh!
He is busy. I saw him do some his best work ever. It was a recent project produced and directed by his daughter. He was *playing* the role of a drunk...
Looking for a job?
Want your resume written professionally?
DON'T USE TUNAREZ!!!
Hey, maybe they can have a reality show to see who gets the part of Knight Rider?
*crosses finger*
FAQs are evil.
What OS will KITT run?
/dev/KITT: I'm sorry Micheal, I just don't think you realize the power of EMACS no matter how much you tell me VI is better. I think you'll have to deal with the bad guys on your own.
Windows
KITT: Micheal look out! The bad guys have guns! I'm opening the door for you to get in and be safe.
(C)ancel or (A)llow?
MAC OS
iKITT: Micheal look out! The bad guys have guns! I'm opening the door for you to get in and be safe.
*iKITT shuts down because Micheal fixed iKITT to go with a different cell phone provider.*
LINUX
*Drives off in a huff*
~~ Behold the flying cow with a rail gun! ~~
Quit the army? They were sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. Then they promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
I'm also told that for quite some time, still wanted by the government, they survived as soldiers of fortune. And that if you had a problem, if no-one else could help, and if you could find them, maybe you could have hired the A-Team.
Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
KITT was indestructible, dummy!