ZOMG New Zunes
BarlowBrad writes "From PC World: "Microsoft announced a new slate of Wi-Fi-equipped Zune players today, including $150 4GB and $200 8GB flash-based players, and a $250 80GB model that's slimmer than the original Zune. All of the new models feature touch-sensitive controls and wireless syncing with your PC, a much-demanded feature that Microsoft will also make available on the original 30GB Zune when the new models debut in mid November."
Wireless. More space than a Nomad. But draw your own conclusions."
What is the world coming to when Slashdot articles have "zomg" in the title. Idiocracy was a prophecy.
Fucking TROLL. Do you like Stve Jobs COCK pounding your ass? How does it stack up against Richard Stallman'a COCK pounding your ass?
So what! MS releases a new version of their also ran crap Zune and the world yawns. What is their market share right now? 1%? This release will not cause their share to even wiggle.
Wireless. More space than a Nomad. Buy one and help fund Microsoft`s attacks on Free Software.
I believe that you meant to write "the woman I know that has one...", but it doesn't matter. You see, you, as a Slashdot reader are claiming two things: (1) that you know a woman and (2) somebody owns a Zune. Since both of these events have only an infinitesimal chance of occurring individually, it is clear that their confluence is close to impossible. We have found you out, evil Microsoft troll! Begone!
OK, you might have bought your mom one, but it's really sad that she has to take your basement rent money in equipment.
That is all.