Missing Potential Earth-Busting Asteroid Found
Billosaur writes "A potentially disastrous 40-year-old mystery has been solved: Where is asteroid 6344 P-L? Back in 1960, asteroid 6344 P-L was identified and classified as a 'Potentially Hazardous Asteroid,' meaning that its orbit brings it perilously close to Earth's orbit (on the cosmic scale). Unfortunately, it then disappeared, or more precisely, was lost from view. Flash forward to 2007 and scientists believe that 6344 P-L has been rediscovered as 2007 RR9. Further, they are not sure it is an actual asteroid, but actually a comet fragment, which won't hit the Earth anytime soon but bears watching."
Close in astronomic scale and we just "lost" it for a while, like, perhaps we took our eye off the ball?
> Further, they are not sure it is an actual asteroid, but actually a comet fragment
I don't know about you, but I would perfer to go extinict by asteroid rather than a puny comet fragement
for the asteroid/comet fragment is 'Waldo'.
"I only speak the truth"
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Now they can help me find my keys
Why are the Bears Watching this? The Chicago ones or Black Bears? If Stephen Colbert hears about that, he's gonna FLIP!
...and it should be known by now
Can't we just get whacked by a planetkiller and be done with it? Think of the benefits:
Global warming made irrelevant.
Overpopulation? Not anymore.
Think of it as God (or the FSM) saying "Aww, fuck it" and hitting the reset button.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
Asteroid collisions are like hard disks crashes. May it happen? Yes, in theory. But the chance that it will actually happen is extremely low. So it is not something to be so worried abo#`%${%&+'$`%& NO CARRIER
Circumcision is child abuse.
Of COURSE they're saying it isn't going to hit Earth. What else can they say? If they tell us the truth, which is that they found it because it's going to slam into the Earth before the end of month, there would be mass panic, lawlessness, total anarchy.
I've been observing it since they found it, and I just did some quick calculations using Excel, and I can confirm that it IS going to hit Earth.