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Pluto Probe Makes Discoveries at Jupiter
Riding with Robots writes "No, it's not an accident due to a metric-to-English-units error. In February, the New Horizons probe passed through the Jupiter system on its way to Pluto, and we saw some spectacular pictures. Now, the science teams have published detailed scientific results, along with new images and movies. The probe's instruments saw clouds form from ammonia welling up from Jupiter's lower atmosphere, and heat-induced lighting strikes in the polar regions, and fresh eruptions on the volcanic moon Io. New Horizons also captured the clearest images ever of the tenuous Jovian ring system, where scientists spotted clumps of debris that may indicate a recent impact inside the rings, or some more exotic phenomenon." I bet Neil DeGrasse Tyson will be on 7 Discovery channel specials talking about these new discoveries inside of the week. Hope he's nicer than he was to poor Pluto :)
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Except Europa.
Attempt no landings there.
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It would have sounded a lot better if this were about Uranus:
"In February, the New Horizons probe passed through Uranus system on its way to Pluto, and we saw some spectacular pictures. Now, the science teams have published detailed scientific results, along with new images and movies. The probe's instruments saw clouds form from ammonia welling up from Uranus's lower atmosphere, and heat-induced lighting strikes in the polar regions, and fresh eruptions on Uranus' moons. New Horizons also captured the clearest images ever of the tenuous Uranian ring system, where scientists spotted clumps of debris that may indicate a recent impact inside the rings, or some more exotic phenomenon."
Kind of difficult to take space seriously since Uranus was named.
which is totally what she said
... the IAU has decided that Jupiter is not a planet.
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Careful... anthropomorphic doesn't like it when you confuse it with anthropic.
William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
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We should give up and rename Uranus to Goatse.
Hail Eris, full of mischief...
E pluribus sanguinem
I dunno - Sphincter Majoris has a certain ring to it
(pun not actually intended, but hey, it works)
which is totally what she said
> Actually, a research satellite in orbit around Jupiter would be useful for studying atmospheric processes there
Ok, but who is going to listing to the Jupiter weather forecast? I would much rather have a reliable prediction for the weather right here during the week to come.
Interesting! I didn't know you could get urine out of Uranus.
Do you people have any idea how hard it is to teach astronomy when half the class snickers every time the 7th planet is mentioned?
In light of the public's growing familiarity with anatomy and diminishing mental age, the IAU should rename Uranus.
I heard the IAU is considering "Urasshole"...
Fry: Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Leela: I don't get it.
Professor: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor: Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: Hehe, no, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.
Jupiter's not a system, he's a god ... a scoundrel. He'll smite you for calling him a system.
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