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Orion Nebula Gets New Milepost Marker, Now Closer

twilight30 writes "Discovery News is reporting that 'One of the most famous and scrutinized heavenly objects is 10 to 20 percent closer than we thought, say two teams of radio astronomers who have made some of the most precise cosmic distance measurements ever, with a telescope nearly as big as Earth. The Orion Nebula is the closest major stellar nursery to Earth, so it has been heavily studied to learn about the lives of stars. Its distance from Earth, however, has long been a matter of uncertainty, with an estimate made about 25 years ago in need of revision.'"

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  1. "a telescope nearly as big as Earth" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's nothing. They needed a computer nearly the size of Jupiter to process the data.

    1. Re:"a telescope nearly as big as Earth" by mstahl · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe we'll get a better answer than "42" this time then!

  2. ..with a telescope _AS BIG AS the EARTH" ? by syrinje · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder what they mounted it on! And yes, I did not RTFA - this is /., you insensitive clod

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  3. Re:question: by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 5, Funny
    Or maybe the nebula is just moving 20% closer every six months!

    Fortunately it will get caught in Xeno's paradox.

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  4. Re:question: by Mahjub+Sa'aden · · Score: 2, Funny

    Very good question. I can only reply by pointing to the scalar polarisation effect negating the red/blue doppler shift you mention. Couple that with Newtonian dynamics in question, and you have a very good correction mechanism along the theta axis. Not to mention that the wibble-wobble isn't nearly as unstable as once thought.

    Wow, I'm full of shit.

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  5. summary by evwah · · Score: 2, Funny

    how the summary should have gone: /summary
    the orion nebula is ___ light years away /end summary

    end of story :P

  6. Expanding Universe... by CODiNE · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's just wait a little longer and we won't have to reprint all those textbooks.

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  7. Next Apolcalyptic Movie by mrbluze · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Impacted" Plot: In the year 2050 the Earth almost crashes into the Orion Nebula, only to be rescued from destruction by two nerdy radio astronomers from Parkes Observatory in the middle of nowhere in Australia, who, whilst trying to find a cure for constipation from eating too much McDongles(TM) Impact McBurglettes, find that by injecting massive amounts of First Fleet Enema into the Nebula they can cut a path through the Nebula. The romantic part of the movie is where the local district nurse shows up and a tense love triangle is set up between herself and the astronomers.. etc..etc

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  8. Re:question: by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

    but if the Orion Nebula is undergoing rapid beta expansion, the measurements would be invalid. I don't know of any way to correct for this phenomenon...
    Release it and figure it out in Service Pack 1.
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  9. Telescope warning by autophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    Warning: Objects in telescope are closer than they appear.

    --Rob

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  10. That's easy... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...four elephants standing on the back of a turtle.

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  11. Re:question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You just don't get it! All they're doing now is using Excel 2007 to calculate the distance. No wonder they're seeing this anomaly!

  12. Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    >One of the most famous and scrutinized heavenly objects is 10 to 20 percent closer than we thought

    In other words, Natalie Portman moved from Boston to New York.

  13. Re:question: by Mahjub+Sa'aden · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently that manoeuvre also eliminates apostrophes. Who knew.

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  14. Re:Closer than we thought... by jamesh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm... 10 to 20 percent closer in 25 years... (gets out calculator)... that means that it will be here in 125 to 250 years!!!

    I for one welcome our invading Orion Nebula overlords.

  15. Oh My GOD! by grumling · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's coming right at us!

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

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