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Freeware FPS Alien Arena 2007 Reviewed
Alienkillerrace writes "Linux.com has reviewed the brand new release of Alien Arena 2007, giving it a glowing review. 'New Alien Arena 6.10 blows away its FPS competition' claims that Alien Arena is now the very best of the freeware FPS games, surpassing even Tremulous."
Yes, I am single! But I must warn you - I like to keep my lower regions full and hairy, and right now my wirey pubic hair is heavily matted with the fishy, acrid discharges that result from my lengthy masturbation sessions. Also, my masturbation has been going on so long that I can only be satisfied by large objects such as marrows and traffic cones, so having sex with me is likely to be similar to dangling your penis into an old wellington boot filled with dead, pulped fish. Finally, my labia are horrifically distended, twisted and curled up into such a labyrinthine mess that even I have trouble finding my vagina, let alone my clitoris! But if you're happy to live with this (I'm sure you're not perfect!), please, leave your ICQ number!
Not every story is about Linux vs Windows you fucking bore.
Posted by a true Warsow troll. What jealousy. Pretty much anyone pimping another game here is someone who's part of another game community. And no, this game is better than Warsow, it's not even close.
Wooo yeah it blows them away with a modified quake 2 engine? Yeah, right, maybe back in 1999. You do realize Quake 4 is out with 2 more generations of engine right? Just look a the screenshots. The textures look very primitive and the lighting is hacky. It's possible the gameplay could be good but to say some throwback to 1999 graphicwise is "blowing away the competition" is just lame.
P.S. I come check slashdot for once and I see now they have some bullshit dhtml or some crap slider bar that slows the site down to a crawl, at least in firefox. Just another reason to not read slashdot anymore. I read this site like once a month now when in the past I read it all day.