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Porn Spammers Get Five Years Each

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the cleaning-my-inbox-one-court-case-at-a-time dept.

PC World is reporting that 'California's Jeffrey Kilbride and James Schaffer of Arizona, have been sentenced to more than five years in federal prison. Both were convicted of conspiracy, money laundering, fraud, and transportation of obscene materials, according to The East Valley Tribune, a newspaper covering the case.' Because sometimes bad things happen to bad people.

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  1. Extradite them to TEXAS!!! by erroneus · · Score: 4, Funny

    We have the death penalty here! Bring'm on down!

  2. Quoth bash.org: by Stormx2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    <Nash> YES!they caught the bastard who made the blaster virus
    <Nash> looks like he will be getting 10 yrs max in prison
    <DDR4life> serves him right
    <DROSS> Someone is soon going to discover how strangely painful the shower hour in prison is
    <FiringSquad> He'll probably catch a different type of virus in prison
    <LexiusTheGenuis> poor kids virginity is going to the recycle bin
    <Sczoyd> cellmates will probably be giving him some rather large uploads
    <Antibig> theyll be installing some new hardware in his rectum
    <FiringSquad> looks like his unprotected port is going to be probed
    <Sczoyd> I hope he doesnt mind other men using his hard drive
    <JSP> a roll like him is going to get rolled a lot
    <Sczoyd> his prison mates are going to have a lot of fun with their new laptop
    <ShinKurro> someone will find out a new way to spread viruses
    <Nash> okay, that wasn't really called for.

  3. Reminds me of a quote from bash.org by Paktu · · Score: 4, Funny

    "In a perfect world, spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penises, taken Viagra, and are looking for a new relationship."

  4. Re:Woo by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    So how bout doing something about these Viagra 79% off October emails I get?

    Are you kidding? I got a GREAT deal on that bottle of viagra. You should try it too! Sure I didn't get quite the hard-on I expected, but I got contacted by a friend of the viagra reseller, a Dr. Adewale Johnson from Lagos, who proposes to make me rich. I figure no scratch, no snatch, so I might as well go for it!

    Who said spam was bad?

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  5. Why are spammers still alive? by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a well-publicized fact that Chuck Norris does not use email. This is the only possible explanation as to why spammers are allowed to live.

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    Redundancy is good And also good.
  6. Don't crucify them by athloi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or future religions will be based on copious proselytization of porn spam.

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    technical writing / development