Geek and Gadgets Set Cross-US Speed Record
Brikus writes "And you thought your car had gadgets. In this story from Wired magazine, we hear about Alex Roy and his quest to break the record time for a cross-USA road trip. One of the biggest roadblocks to breaking the record: highway patrol officers, about 31,000 along the way. So Roy decked out his E39 BMW M5 with a thermal camera, radar/laser detectors, GPS devices, police scanners, and other high-tech gadgets and toys."
After guzzling a kegger of Bud, he unzipped and filled up his fuel tank. Viva la frosty piss!
Frosty piss!
And yet will all those gadgets they manage to do the most stupid thing one can do in this situation - they loaded it all into a BMW (?!). An obvious newb trying to show-off.
Any kid with basic understanding of what is what on the modern car market knows that you just can't use BMW for long-distance trips (except in the movies, of cpurse). Or, more precidely, you can'r reasonably hope to make a record. BMW is normally very likely to require major repar attention during the 3k miles trip (possibly, more than once). BMW are typical drive-around-the-block cars, which you don't take further that 10 miles away from your dealership or your favorite mechanic. They are just asking for ending up in the middle of nowhere, wondering where exactly that damn wheel fell off, what is the nearest place to buy a new fuel pump, when did the A/C stop working and why the entire electrical system just quit altogether...
"why doesn't my nanny state do more to stop these people?" boo-hoo... you're all a bunch of pussies...
I think slashdot has become slashaol.
me2, me2!
Their they're doing there hair.
Well... He did it in the US.
The current "cool of the day" amidst this form of sociopaths is to do "rallies" in Eastern Europe where your speed limit is expressed in Euros per hour. So unless you kill someone (which happens on casual basis) all you need is to answer correctly the question "how many euros per hour have you been driving mate" and place those folded in your driving license.
Baker's Law: Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it
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"you can be attentive as hell, and still get yourself and/or other killed. That is a FACT
Sounds more like an UNPROVED ASSERTION to me.
The only poeple to die in one of these high speed thingies is a couple who ran a stop sign.
Other than that, they've proven to be safer than the average major highway on a holiday weekend with people doing the speed limit.
Need Mercedes parts ?
It's amazing how many many people are just coming off like bitter, jealous assholes this morning.
/.? Every day we get to read the hysteria about the "police state" and "big brother is watching", but for now it has been totally sublimated so that you can all hope this guy gets arrested for driving fast. Instead of giving up his dream, this guy did something about it and you all hate him for it.
Isn't this
Anybody worried about the danger and wishing he was arrested, congratulations. You have just lived up to the ideal of "giving up freedom for security". Make sure to write your congress-critter and tell them that you support the Patriot Act too. Miserable fucks.
"He's had no professional training as a driver,"
You what? What sort of training are you talking about? HGV/Truck driving? Forklift trucks? Defensive driving courses? Or those gift voucher 'race driving experience' weekends for mid-life crisis dads and middle class student wankers?
Fact is some people are born good at things like driving fast, downhill ski racing, riding motocross bikes or being an inner city cycle courier (I'd bet anyone who could do one of these well could do the other three well), but a large proportion of the population are and will always be impossibly hopeless at things like these.
I'd bet this guy could undertake 18 wheelers on the hard shoulder all day long, but if you put your average slashdot poster or soccer mum in that position they would probably be dead within the first few trucks they tried to pass, thus their horror when they see someone else do something like it.
It's like the statistic that women are safer drivers - this is true statistically, but if you concentrate on women driving high performance cars they are something like 10 times more likely to have an accident than a man.
To be honest though I think driving fast or hooning on the motorway is for tossers though, especially in a car (as opposed to a bike), what's the skill in driving fast, in a straight line, on a good surface, anyway? If you don't have to change gear or take corners it's sitting, not driving as far as I'm concerned, even if you're doing 150mph. It's totally reckless endangerment on roads like that - I say, if you want to hoon it around, find a twisty gravel road in a forest where you won't see anyone.
That said personally I enjoyed the article, but then I found the whole outlaw aspect of it somewhat appealing. Surely you would have thought that it was cool when you were a kid?
With any luck his "stealth" will come to an end when he wraps his stupid self around an oak tree a few times, or paints the face of a bridge abutment with his head.