Slashdot Mirror
Cisco Offices Raided, Execs Arrested In Brazil
Many readers are writing in about the raids and arrests in Brazil's Cisco operation. At least 40 people were arrested earlier today, and Brazilian authorities asked the US to issue arrest warrants for five more suspects in this country. The allegation is that Cisco brought at least $500M of equipment into Brazil without properly paying import duties, and now owes over $826M in taxes, fines, and interest.
It was a beautiful morning. Warm, clear, and quiet. Just about time to
check up on the animals again. I had fed them earlier, and tested them.
Quite a few of the stallions liked to be played with. I took a cup of
coffee, and made my way on down to the barn. There was somebody
standing by the corral, petting a black horse. As I got closer, I
recognized him. It was the same kid I had given a "lesson" in manners
to yesterday. But he was different. Clean clothes, being nice to the
animal, hmmm... "Good Morning," I said, putting my cup on a fencepost.
He grinned, shyly. "You owe me a favor." "Oh?" "Yeah," he turned, and I
could see the excitement in his eyes. "You said you were going to take
care of this..."
He opened his fly, and let seven inches of cut man meat slide out. I
stroked it, and he groaned. "A promise is a promise." I knelt down, and
licked on the tip. He moaned, running his hands over my shoulders. I
nibbled on the sensitive end, scraping my teeth gently along the
sensitive underside. When was fully hard, I stopped, and got up. "Come
on, I'll show you how to screw horses."
There was a pony in the barn, a nice Welsh Stallion, who earlier had
showed interest at both my hand on his balls, and a finger poked under
his tail. Maybe, I wasn't the only one who liked equines... I took him
out into the back corral, and tied his halter to the fence. "By the
way, I'm Rick, and nobody has ever done that to me before... I kinda
liked it." "From the way you were sucking on that stallion, I would say
it was more than `Kinda'." He grinned at that. "My name is Jack, as in
masturbate." I grabbed another crate, and the vaseline, and we went out
into the corral. He shed his clothes, and I put them in a neat pile,
off to one side. "O.K. The first rule, is let the animal know what you
are doing, at all times. Pet his nose, then rub his sides, and either
run your hand down his belly, or slide it across his rump and under his
tail. This way, he knows you are friendly, and you know if the animal
is interested."
Rick rubbed the animal, running one hand across it's back, and then
under it's tail. The pony snorted, and lifted his tail in a fountain
of horse hair. "Now, lubricate him up." Rick scooped out two fingers
worth of the slick jelly, and played with the stallions ass hole. Both
dig its diappeared into the animal's anus. "He likes it!" I smiled.
"Now, grease your cock up, and rub his ass with it." Rick smeared more
of the slippery lube on his dick, and handed it to me. Then, he slid
the seeping cock head up and down across the pony's anus. "When you
can't stand it anymore, screw him." He pressed his greasy dick against
the button of flesh. It puckered inward for a moment, then opened up,
engulfing the young man's penis, almost hungrily. "Wow! He's tight!!"
"If you are alone, and the pony is small enough, you can lean over him
and play with his cock, while you bugger him. They like that."
I watched the kid slide in until his crotch hairs pressed the animal's
butt. "You can rub his back, and his sides while you screw him, but do
not grab his legs. There is a web of flesh where his hind legs meet his
body, and they are very sensitive there. Grab him there, and he is
likely to kick you. Enjoy yourself..." I undid the lead rope, freeing
the animal's head, so it could move. And move it did! First the animal
snorted, then he sniffed me, then crained his neck back, and sniffed at
the kid, who was fucking him slowly. He shook his head, making his mane
fly, and grunting, stretched his neck out. Then his ears went up, and
he started nodding his head in time to the human's stroking.
I went out, and retrieved my coffee. Then I sat on the crate, and
watched while Rick buggered the pony. He was hunched over the animal,
one hand petting the animal's heaving sides, while the other wrapped
tightly around the black pony cock slowly stroked back and forth.
Translation:
Cisco officials were pwned by Brazilian authorities for not bribing enough of the right people with the right amount of money.
$826M in taxes over $500M worth of high-tech imports?
Those cavemen should be kissing Cisco's ass for providing them modern infrastructure; instead they throw them in jail.
No wonder that Latin America is the shithole it is.
Compare that to China or US where the innovators get tax wavers, research grants, and free land, and you start to understand who will be the World leaders.
Obama likes poor people so much, he wants to make more of them.
Cisco closes Brazilian plant, hundreds of jobs lost.
"Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
There is a NEW company in brazil that just recently started building routers and switches. Most likely, it is using OSS as its base (smart), so is now paying politicians to damage Cisco (stupid).
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
Wow.. a government that actually polices the evil corporations rather than bends over backwards for them. I'm sure we'll never ever hear of such things in America.
getting moded Troll. What the hell, I am not one for xenophobia, but national pride is almost as bad. So I'll throw my name in the troll hat. Please, wait until the rest of all Brazilian routers are confiscated before making the rest of your jokes. I mean are those jokes that good that they can't wait a day or two?
Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
Am I a Klansman? No, not really. (sorry)
I am even pro-'open borders' so that the good hardworking folks in Latin America can get the hell out of their hellhole dictatorships run by corrupt shitheads, and have a fair chance over here.
Obama likes poor people so much, he wants to make more of them.
The U.S. government is far, far more corrupt than most people in the U.S. realize. Here is only one example: Context of '1996-September 11, 2001: Enron Gives Taliban Millions in Bribes in Effort to Get Afghan Pipeline Built'.
Brazilians are a scourge to the Internet, and the world. Stay in your crime ridden ghettos and leave the rest of humanity alone.
Well, actually we play soccer, but for the rest you are 100% correct. I'm ashamed of being Brazilian. This country sucks!
Oh, and being an Extreme Networks reseller, all I can say about Cisco is: Ha ha!
"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds !"
therefore I submit to you: why pay? at all?
Because it's the freaking LAW!