Computer Software to Predict the Unpredictable
Amigan writes "Professor Jerzy Rozenblit at the University of Arizona was awarded $2.2Million to develop software to predict the unpredictable — specifically relating to volatile political and military situations." From the article:
"The software will predict the actions of paramilitary groups, ethnic factions, terrorists and criminal groups, while aiding commanders in devising strategies for stabilizing areas before, during and after conflicts.
It also will have many civilian applications in finance, law enforcement, epidemiology and the aftermath of natural disasters, such as hurricane Katrina."
Sure, no problem. The software should work fine, as long as you find a computer powerful and irrational enough to run it.
Didn't see that one coming.
The Asymmetric Threat Response and Analysis Project, known as ATRAP, is a massively complex set of computer algorithms (mathematical procedures) that sift through millions of pieces of data.
They come right out and say it...
You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
New York: Simon and Schuster, 1987.
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Okay, sunny and mild. Now you hold up your end of the deal.
What?! You said nothing about accuracy...
..when Duke Nukem Forever will be released.
And to be honest, this alone is worth the expense.
Load New Commander (Y/N)?
politicians?
Of course it can--did you even read the link?
It will just take about six months to calculate the result.
Chinese researchers today announced $10.2 million (USD) funding for a system to predict the outcomes of unpredictable outcomes predicted and influenced by US ATRAP computing, with the goal of further influencing the the outcomes to produce a balance-of-trade advantage for China and producing a complete domination of Taiwan...
"The mind works quicker than you think!"
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Welcome the flim flam predicting the unpredictable coding in a bunch of random number generating overlords.
What a waste of 2 million bucks.
This is my sig.
If the system is stable, you iterate until the error is negligible. If it's unstable, you spend your grant money on hookers, blow, and a ticket to Mexico, though perhaps not in that order.
Major: Sir, the computer has given us a plausible scenario for operation Sandy Whirlwind
General: OK Major, lets see what this pile of junk has to say for itself
Major: It says that we can overcome all undesirable outcomes by sending in CL22 using a classic scissor movement.
General: Let me see that! How did the computer even know about CL22, our crack regiment of killer circus clowns! That's amazing!
Major: There's more sir. It also talks about project CC.
General: Project CC! The stealth car capable of carrying thousands of CL22 troops in a vehicle the same size as Robin Reliant? How did the computer even know about that project, it's only been discussed between myself and my 2 year old daughter!
Major: This program is amazing sir. Have another star.
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