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United Makes Plans to Drop 'Baggage Neutrality'
theodp writes "If you need a clue as to how creative ISP execs might get in the absence of network neutrality, look no further than United Airlines CEO Glenn Tilton, who is wowing Wall Street with his willingness to examine new ways to wring money out of the carrier, including making economy passengers pay a fee unless they want their luggage to come last off the plane." Now I think when i was like gold ultimate handjob elite years ago my bags had tags that usually made them come out first, but this seems just kinda crappy. I mean, remember when you got a meal on airplanes? No wonder people hate to fly.
I do. And I'd rather forget, believe me.
Of course not. It's a series of belts.
If noone pays, the luggage will come out at the same time - but last. If everyone pays, it will come out at the same time - but first!
FRA: STFU GTFO
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It doesn't make any difference to me. My baggage always comes out last.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
Nope. How it works is this. The baggage handlers can see all the people waiting at the carousel. Not only that, but they know everybody's face and name. Then they search through all the bags, and find the ones belonging to the people who are closest to the belt. They unload those first.
If it isn't so, why does everyone press right up to the belt, even if their bag isn't there, completely getting in the way of anyone whose bag is on on the belt?
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
I was reading "The Joy of C"
A work of fiction, I presume?
This is something I wrote a while ago after buying Ryanair tickets. It seems appropriate to repost here.
If airlines ran Burger King
"I'd like a cheese burger please"
"That will be £1.20".
"But it was only 99p yesterday!"
"That was the weekend special price."
"Okay. Here you go"
"Oh, there's also 21p VAT"
"Riiight... any other hidden charges?"
"no. By the way, please pay the £2.15 purchase fee"
"I see. So that's not a hidden charge?"
"No. It's simply an extra surcharge that you are obliged to pay for the burger."
"Okay. What else will I have to pay?"
"Nothing at all. So, what would you prefer - Beef burger or vegetarian?"
"beef please"
"Okay, That will cost 45p on top"
"Oh. I'll go for the vegetarian option"
"Good choice. Certainly. That's only 60p"
"Right. Do I get my burger now?"
"No. You'll only be able to eat it between 20:00 and 21:00 though. Please check in at least half an hour early or you may forfeit your burger"
A work of fiction, I presume? I don't know. I never found out how it ends; I kept having to reread the chapter on recursion.
If I mod you up, it doesn't necessarily mean I agree with what you've said, sorry.