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Palm Before the PalmPilot
Gammu writes "SiliconUser has an in-depth history of the Palm, starting with its humble roots. The Pilot (later PalmPilot and finally just Palm) saved Palm Computing. Before the release of the Pilot, the company was subsisting (barely) on revenue from connectivity packages for HP PDA's and a version of Graffiti for the Newton. This was because its first PDA hardware product had failed under the weight of feature creep and design by committee. The first article in a series follows the early days of this company-reforming product."
In today's society, it is relatively easy to get laid, but it does always help when you have a GAME-PLAN! This is what I am about to offer you, A planned way to get your prick into a female's vagina (cunt). Getting a woman to willingly drop her pants for you is not what would be classified as an easy task, but the ultimate result of a warm and wet pussy snugly wrapped around your throbbing cock is certainly well worth your most earnest effort! First, Don't bother trying to go after the most popular or the best looking female in your life! That Bitch already has every stud in the world trying to BANG her... Search out a plain looking female who looks like she would be flattered by attention... This does NOT mean to pick a female who is not worthy of your attention. The selection of the TARGETED female is your initial step in the procedure!
THE INITIAL ENCOUNTER AND COURTSHIP
Your selected Bitch should possess the following traits: She should have an out going personality, a friendly smile and fairly large tits! She should be very limited in The Dating Game, and she should not have a current boyfriend. After all, this isn't a lesson on how to pick up a Bimbo or a common whore! This is a lesson on how to PREY on a young and innocent female! You now want to show an interest in this female. Start out by smiling at her when-ever you see her... After a few days, if you don't already know what her name is, BUMP into her by accident, and act embarrassed, but keep smiling at her when you do this... Then take this opportunity to introduce yourself to her by exchanging names, and be sure to compliment her that 'She is one of the most attractive females that you have seen in months!' and it just so happens you have common interests! (CHEAT! Find out one of her interests and study up on it!) After all, this is the female that you have decided that you want to FUCK! Now start SWEET TALKING your target! Mention to her that you heard that she is also interested in WHATEVER! She will jump at this chance, unless you are a FUCKING DORK, and then you should have gone after the DOG that looked she should be BARKING AT THE MOON!
BREAKING THE ICE
At this point, you should already be sending out sexual signs to let the female know her mind and brains are NOT your only interest! Look down at her tits WHILE you are talking to her. DO NOT GAWK AT THEM, but simply let her know that you've noticed that she has a PRETTY decent set of tits! If she is still receptive of your advances, you are already 20% there!! It is now time to BACK OFF !! You have accomplished your first step in your journey toward Sexual gratification! She will need a day or two to digest your encounter. With any LUCK, she will have bragged to a few of her friends about you. This will REALLY put the final nail in her Vaginal coffin, and make her an extremely easy target! When ever you see her, keep smiling, and keep letting her know that you are STILL very interested in her. If you have a chance to chat with her, REMEMBER to pay her compliments like 'How PRETTY her hair looks, or what a LOVELY dress she is wearing, or how INTOXICATING her perfume is! It is now time to move in on your prey like a frigging MAD dog in HEAT!!
LET THE CHASE BEGIN!
It is now time to turn on your charms. You should be acting friendlier and certainly more aggressive toward her as each day and hour passes. It is now time to ask her out on a date that will involve your MUTUAL interest. (Let the scenario be that you both enjoy going to the movies.) This part takes some BALLS, but if you want to get laid, you gotta DO IT! Ask her to go to that movie with you! You will have to pay her way. The first date should be nothing more than holding hands in the movies and maybe an occasional kiss. Unless she takes the initiative, DO NOT attempt to sexually molest her, not yet anyway! After your FIRST date has ended, make it a point to let her know what a GREAT time you had being with her, and set up another date in a few days.. (This will again give her time to BRAG to
NaT = nanoterrorist whose mental entropy of his universe wide nanoterrorist orginization is only about 700MBs.
Adapted from Fugee's "mista mista".
NaT: Mister, mister, can I get a CD to back up my brain on?
The Mister: Hell no, muda fuka, what can a CD back up? Nothin muda fuka!