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Storm Worm Strikes Back at Security Pros
alphadogg writes "The Storm worm, which some say is the world's biggest botnet despite waning in recent months, is now fighting back against security researchers that seek to destroy it and has them running scared, conference attendees in NYC heard this week. The worm can figure out which users are trying to probe its command-and-control servers, and it retaliates by launching DDoS attacks against them, shutting down their Internet access for days, says an IBM architect."
The bot-net probes you.
~ I am logged on, therefore I am.
...beginning to learn at a geometric rate?
*An overweight bond sits at a computer desk littered with Payday bar wrappers and graphic novles. He struggles to breath as he brushes at the cheetohs crumbs stuck in his stubble. A blinking light flashes on his monitor and he reaches up with his stubby fat fingers to press the 'Accept Transmission Now' key. The video feed of an equally bloated and zit faced man, though somewhat less pastey white, comes up.*
... I would like to discuss your latest attempts to probe my botnets on the interweb. ... SATURATE YOUR BANDWIDTH!
Cats: Good evening, Mr. Bond, I was just hitting up some 3 am Taco Bell for fourth meal
Bond: *wheezes at the site of his archnemisis* Cats! I should have known it was you! You won't get away with this diabolical scheme!
Cats: Oh won't I, Mr. Bond? I have all of the world's computers trapped to do my bidding. What would you say if I told you I could bring any website to its knees with a DDOS attack? I noticed you have an apache http server running, Mr. Bond. Perhaps sharing pictures with your loved ones!? Well, I hope a billion attempts to access those images won't
Bond: My GOD! You've gone mad with power, Cats. You're a madman! You'll never get away with this. How do you even keep your franken net in check? What happens when it turns on you?
Cats: Oh, I think I will, Mr. Bond, Caribbean law is quite kind when it comes to orchestrating botnets. Prepare to say goodnight. Good luck making your raiding schedule, I hope you won't miss those 50 DKP!
*Bond's screen slows to a crawl as he rushes to turn off Apache*
Bond: Nooooooooooo!
My work here is dung.
If the "command and control" servers have been found, why haven't the IPs been masked to physical addresses and physical security types with physical balaclavas and physical MP5s probing the physical door?
How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
Running scared? Are they serious? Suddenly I see a scene in those old hero flicks where a woman in the crowd stands and says, "Is there no one? No one out there who will save us!?"
.. I'm still waiti
Is that you Zapp Brannigan?
why? forty-two.
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
hmmm... We need to get the word to 10 million infected users. I know! Maybe we could hire someone to send an email to all of them!
Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
You can, but it usually hurts really, really badly.
There is a war going on for your mind.
I see that you are heard the word "spoofing". Now go learn what it means.
No, you cannot establish a tcp or any other connection masquerading as someone else. Care to guess why?
Bot Assisted Blogging
Hey, it's cheaper than bathing.
"Made up/misattributed quote that makes me look smart. I am on
Well, it would have to sound professional and reputable. Let me see if I can write a quick draft for you:
Dear Sir,
Based on the recommendation made to me by a reputable official of the abuse sector of a Major South African Internet Service Provider who guaranteed me of your reliability and trustworthiness in business dealings, I wish to entrust important information with you believing that it will be of our mutual benefit; this has to be highly confidential. If I may introduce myself, I am Dr Ben Oguejiofor of the Nigerian Network Operations Centre. I was the former Director of Projects and engineering in the Nigerian Army; I retired recently after Nigeria was pwned by the Storm worm. I wish to crave your indulgence in this business relationship that I will like to establish with you...
Bookmark of cradle the desklamp, or coffee door bird the bubble wrap. Airport barcode of lunch train.
Football.