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Brain Regions Responsible for Optimism Located
TaeKwonDood writes "The brain region responsible for believing you can seduce Giselle Bundchen or make a YouTube clone for bobble-head doll movies successful has been located. Surprisingly, it is not in a bottle of Jager, it's in the rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala."
First of all, it wasn't your wife. It was your uncle. And he didn't shoot you with a gun. He shot you with his sticky manseed. You feel sad because you got sperm in your eye.
I think "Dubya's" problem is that his rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala are extremely overdeveloped. That's why the idiot thought he could invade two countries without having a single American killed. It's how he could think the mission was accomplished long before an additional 2500 or so Americans would give their lives. It's how he can look some 10,000 maimed Americans in the eye (if he would ever bother to visit them) and tell them their permanent disfigurement is really because they were fightin' "terra" instead of protecting Iraq's oil fields.
Nope, the chimp isn't downing Jagermeister. He may be hopped up on antidepressants though. What White House physicians prescribe is not for public view. But anyone who could preside over such a fiasco as the Iraq war, have many world leaders publicly make jokes about how stupid he is, and have most of his own country (save Faux News) and his own party constantly rip him to shreds for what he has done to this country, has to be relying on some kind of artificial courage. Or maybe he is just gulping Jager...