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Today is your last chance to enter the Slashdot 10-Year Anniversary party contest. All you need to do is send pictures, videos, or whatever party evidence you can email to anniversary at slashdot dot org. The winner will be whoever sends the things that make their party look the coolest, the most nerdish etc. We've seen signs, games, etc so far... and of course, the winner gets $1k at ThinkGeek. Both the Ann Arbor and Silicon Valley parties were great. Much alcohol consumed. Old friends chatted with. New friends met. I hope many of you around the net got your t-shirts and had good times.
LISTEN UP, PEOPLE. THIS IS THE NATURE BOY COMING LIVE TO YOU FROM THE GOOD ALL CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, BOSTON MASS. What the hell did we just witness here, folks? You call that a series, it's a shellacking. Yeah, you told us all about your streak, 21 of 22. Well you're on a new streak now Rockies, 0 FOR 4. How's that treating ya. I've taken dumps that had a better shot at winning a World Series Game. Colorado must be pretty clean right now because the Red Sox just swept the place for you. And don't even get me started about the tickets. Have you lovable losers ever heard of Ticketmaster? Oh, no, we'll sell them ourselves you said. Right before your server melted down into a pool of lava. Nice job. Denial of service? Yes, it's called people trying to buy fucking tickets, and you were denying them service. And what the hell was up with the dorky costumes, Rockie fans? Stormtroopers? George Lucas called, he said get a life. You should have dressed up like bad little boys, because you got spanked. You best pitcher gets slapped for 7 runs in the first inning, how'd you like them apples. They're going to rename Coors Field to Fenway West, because we own it now. Colorado RedSoxies, has a nice ring to it. This has to be the most embarrassing series of baseball the world has ever witnessed. Your team must have been on that rocky mountain high John Denver is always singing about. Slapped around like a bunch of stooges by the undeniably best team in baseball. Big Papi, Manny being Manny, the Papelbon dance, Dice K. I hope you enjoyed it, Rockies, and took lots of pictures, because it's over for you. We won't be holding our breath for "next year." So Rockie fans, when you finally get around to taking the training wheels off and get a real baseball team, give us a call. But until then, please refrain from stinking up the post-season for the rest of the country and just go ahead and root for the best team in baseball, the Boston Red Sox. You don't have to like it, but you will learn to, what, LOVE IT, or my name isn't the Nature Boy. wooooo woooooo