Astronomers Announce 5-Planet System
An anonymous reader writes "Astronomers have detected a record-breaking 5th planet orbiting the star 55 Cancri, 41 light years distant. This planet orbits within the 'habitable zone,' where water could presumably exist, but it's probably another gas giant like Saturn, so any liquid water would have to be on a moon. There's still a big gap between this planet and the outermost planet where no planets have been detected yet, so there could yet be a rocky planet in the system. The lead researcher said he's optimistic that 'continued observations will reveal a rocky planet within five years.'"
When I first saw this headline, I gasped. They already eliminated Pluto - what ELSE could they disqualify!?
"The lead researcher said he's optimistic that 'continued observations will reveal a rocky planet within five years.'" Sylvester Stallone commented on this breaking news; "Eh?"
Our solar system has more then that...
Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
At least after we send our greeting, it will take 2 or 3 generations for the extermination fleet to arrive....
HI O WISE PRINCE. WHT TOOK U SO DAM LONG?
A gas giant with habitable moons. Only 41 LY away, it can't be as remote as Dantooine.
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The discovery of an earth-like rocky planet is always five years off.
However, at least we stand a good chance of being alive when the discovery is made. (Madly knocking wood)
Whoa. Only a true uber-geek could masturbate to astronomy news.
- T