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Even the Masseuse is a Multimillionaire at Google

PCOL writes "The NY Times is running a story on how stock options that have given an estimated 1,000 employees at Google a net worth of $5 million each affects the culture at Google. Google gives each of its new employees stock options, as well as a smaller number of shares of Google stock, as a recruiting incentive. The average options grant for a "Noogler" (new Google employee) who started a year ago was 685 shares at a price of roughly $475 a share which at last Friday's close would be worth $128,000. But employees say Google is different from other large high-tech companies where the day's stock price is a fixture on many people's computer screens. "It isn't considered 'Googley' to check the stock price," said one engineer adding that it is also considered unseemly to discuss the price with other employees. And the masseuse? In 1999 Bonnie Brown answered an ad for an in-house masseuse at Google "on a lark" and after five years of kneading engineers' backs, she retired, cashing in most of her stock options to travel the world, oversee a charitable foundation she founded, and write a book, still unpublished, titled "Giigle: How I Got Lucky Massaging Google.""

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  1. Sure by moogied · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Massaging" sure. Gotcha.

    *wink wink*

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    1. Re:Sure by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mostly likely they were just normal massages, but even if it were the other kind of massage it would only slight more repulsive. Have you ever massaged an entire company of nerds? I haven't and I shudder at the thought. I say she earned her retirement! :P

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    2. Re:Sure by saforrest · · Score: 4, Informative

      My former company (a producer of math software) had a once-a-month onsite subsidized massage service. When I asked about it once, our HR person made a special point of emphasizing it was a chair massage, done over regular work clothes. Apparently they had once done a table massage (also over clothes) and there was some complaints that it the table made it "weird".

      But hey, all the power to 'em. I think people that uptight are likely the ones who need a massage the most.

    3. Re:Sure by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but shouldn't the title really read "Happy Ending for Google Masseuse"??

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  2. Mangled summary by niceone · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The summary says:

    she retired, cashing in most of her stock options to travel the world, oversee a charitable foundation she founded, and...
    But the article says:

    She has traveled the world to oversee a charitable foundation she started with her Google wealth.
    Not the same thing. Why not just paste the article text?
  3. Now, that's a happy ending by sjf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, that's a happy ending

  4. Cash them in!!! by night_flyer · · Score: 5, Informative

    Dont get to greedy with the stock options, just before WorldCom went on its downward spiral some people were bragging about their options and what they were worth, some had been with the company for 10+ years, in the end they lost almost everything

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    1. Re:Cash them in!!! by Technician · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Dont get to greedy with the stock options, just before WorldCom went on its downward spiral some people were bragging about their options and what they were worth, some had been with the company for 10+ years, in the end they lost almost everything


      People forget how to make money in stock. Buy low and sell high. They tend to hold when it's high thinking they are going to be richer.. I keep sell orders in and smile when they hit my prices. I sold a bunch 3 weeks ago and sold some more last week when it peaked. If the price dips enough, I'll buy back some at lower prices. Often I can increase my holding by 20% in a month this way, or pocket 20% of my holdings and wind up rebuying the same amount of my original shares. I love it when the market moves up and down. That is how to make money.

      Don't forget.. Sell high!

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    2. Re:Cash them in!!! by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Better idea, for most people: Don't bother day-trading. Don't even buy individual stocks like Google. Drop your money in a few good index funds and sit around 20-40 years while you wait for retirement. Anything else is borderline gambling.

      (Not that you can't make money gambling, borderline or otherwise, mind you...)

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  5. This is a very familiar story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Web company. Billions made in advertising dollars. Founders making billions. Employees getting rich from stock options.

    When this crashes it will be loud and hard. Hopefully you guys working at Google are going to do the smart thing and save as much money as you can while you can.

    1. Re:This is a very familiar story by Richthofen80 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Being Positioned is one thing. You can have all the capital in the world, but if you don't have a way to transform it into a revenue stream, your business isn't worth as much as your stock price. Google's current revenue stream comes from advertisements. Fine, that's a valid model. But i have no idea if its actually recouping the costs of all the projects they have going on.

      Ballmer will one day wake up and will find their mail products, office products and OS sales are all no longer selling.

      Fine, everyone uses google office, in your scenario. But how does that make Google money? Again, having tons of happy customers is fine, but not having a way to collect revenues from them directly... that's the killer. There's a difference between making people happy and making them money. Stock price is about making people money.

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  6. Google Cash by webword · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The truth is that many people working at Google are still passionate about Google and what it stands for. Now, it doesn't really matter what that is exactly. In the minds of Google employees there is something special about working at Google. Perception is everytihng.

    Also, keep in mind that the stock price keeps going up. This isn't just because Google is cooking the books. They appear to be legitimate financially. As long as this is the case, many people -- even the millionaires -- will stay on board. I predict that once Google takes a serious financial hit, many will bail out. Ideals be damned.

  7. Stock Options by El+Cabri · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe the reason why it's not done at Google to ostensibly check the stock price every day is out of embarassment over the fact that employees that join now will have to hope that their $700 options stay afloat while they may be more brilliant and their contribution more critical to the company than that of employees who join only one year ago.

    I think that options are great for startup companies, which Google is not anymore, to compensate for the risk that the people who work in them do, and the fact that the contribution of early employees is by definition seminal to building a successful company. But for mature companies (which Google is now), it becomes too difficult to manage as a standard compensation system. How can you keep employees focused on their commitments if the cash bonus that you can afford to offer them at their annual review is dwarfed by the value of the stock options they already got just for being hired ?

  8. Re:The next... by mrscorpio · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know you're an AC troll, but I've seen this attitude from many. How can you judge the worth of their stock (or their company) by the share price? What if there were only 1,000 shares outstanding, would they be worth $600 per share then? A company isn't under- or overvalued because of share price, it is because of its overall MARKET CAPITALIZATION, i.e. share price * #shares outstanding.

    Google seems to be employing the same technique as Berkshire Hathaway (Warren Buffet), i.e., never split the stock. The benefits of doing this is that your stock price is less subject to the "churn" associated with dime-a-dozen 401(k) "day traders" who don't understand that $600 * 1 == $25 * 24.

    I have no opinion either way on the value of Google stock as I haven't looked at the numbers, but it's viewpoints like yours (coming out of ignorance) that cause the boom and bust stories in the market. Find good companies at a good price run by good management (the unstated part of this is that to figure out these points, it needs to be a company in an industry you understand), then buy and hold until those factors change. That's all there is to it. Most investors don't have the patience to implement such a method, which is why you can be told how to make money and it still works. And if you doubt me, ask Benjamin Graham, Warren Buffet, and Peter Lynch how it worked for them.

  9. It is good to watch the stock all day...... by LibertineR · · Score: 4, Funny
    ....because when you have spent 29 out of 30 days in your office trying to squash bugs in the project to be released the following year called "Exchange", your marriage is kaput, your boss doesnt bathe, your car has mold growing in it, and you dont know what day it is, you can say to yourself- "Ok, my life currently sucks, but next year, I can buy a new one."

    Stock options keep you going when everything else is falling apart, baby! I stared at that little window for a straight 18 months, and LIKED it.

    Sure, Mountain View aint Redmond; there are actually more reasons to go outside, but if Microsoft had been giving out free food, I think I might have died under my desk, and my group manager just covered up my body and sprayed perfume on it until we shipped.