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Stopping Cars With Microwave Radiation
Ponca City, We Love You writes "Researchers have created an electromagnetic system that can quickly bring a vehicle to a stop by sending out pulses of microwave radiation to disable the microprocessors that control the central engine functions in a car. A 200-pound unit attached to the roof of a police car can be used to stop fleeing and noncooperative vehicles. The average power emitted in a single shot is about 10 kilowatts at 100 hertz and since each radiated pulse lasts about 50 nanoseconds, the total energy output is 100 joules at a distance of 15 meters. One concern with the device is that it could cause an accident if a car is disabled and a driver loses steering control. The device could also disable other vehicles in the area so the most practical application may be for perimeter protection at remote areas. Criminals have a work-around too. Since electronic control modules were not built into most cars until 1972, the system will not work on automobiles made before that year."
What happens when criminals get their hands on this and start disabling police cars as well? :D
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Cops say microwaves can be used safely,
But as for me and Grandpa, we disbelieve.
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Shield the microprocessor with some left-over casserole. Microwaves never fully penetrate the the center of that mass.
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Knight Industries K.I.T.T. 2000 was able to do just this. ;)
Is a device that causes those obnoxious Bass units that shake every car for 3 blocks to implode. Now that would be a useful gadget.
What you really need is a flux capacitor. As an added bonus it will limit any high speed pursuits to a maximum of 88mph!
At least the Duke boys will be safe in that '69 Charger...
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I hear tractor beams are much more effective at stopping large mobile objects.
Which also makes me wonder why, if someone were intent on illegality, they couldn't put their own little faraday cage...
Faraday Cage: Your CPU's tinfoil hat. Never leave home without it!
HAH! I use a manual bycicle! Try EMP'ing that!
This is why I love my car.
Also, because the average car thief wouldn't even be able to *start* my car, much less actually drive away in it. It's hard to evade cops when the slightest mistake while sitting at a red light or going through a toll booth causes the engine to die.
Oh, and did I mention that to restart the car while moving, you have to put the transmission halfway in between Reverse and Neutral, turn the key, then quickly shift back over into Drive in case the magical transmission gnome decides that you were closer to Reverse than Neutral?
> No electronics to kill.
...but some police departments interpreted it to refer to the ethnicity of the offending driver, as opposed to how crispy you wanted them to be.
That's why this microwave transmitter has a dial with the following settings:
Microprocessor Disruption (default)
Sparky Metal
Mortal Kombat Raiden
That last setting is the most noticeable. I preferred the old microwave emitter, which referred specifically to your driver:
Light
Medium
Dark
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We'll do you a favor & kill your 8-track, too.
Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
Don't microwave me, bro'!
I just want to be able to take out the cop car who chases me down at speed traps.
Cop: "HAHA I'M ON UR HIGHWAYZ CLOCKIN UR CARZ!!1 OMG FIVE MILES OVAR!!!"
Me: "lol noob" *MICROWAVE-PWN*
Cop: D: WTF WALLHAX
+++ATH0
Just have the police car fire a car taser sticky pad at the target vehicle. That would cut down on the chance of hitting innocent bystanders pacemakers with the death ray.
Or even better yet - a CARPOON! Fire a barbed tipped harpoon at the car, and just hit the brakes. It would make for much better TV watching. Spearing the fugitive driver in the head (oops- darn) from an errant shot would be a minor detail that would need to be worked out.
..........FULL STOP.
THIS is what makes you miss your '65 Mustang?
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