Christmas Shopping For Your Nephew
colenski writes "My vote for the coolest toy of the decade so far has to lie with the EyeClops Bionic Eye. As one reviewer noted, simply, "Microscopes never worked this well or looked this good when I was a kid." An ingeniously simple and brilliantly designed product, the EyeClops plugs into your TV and magnifies anything you put it on 200 times. Brain dead simple to use, EyeClops is a cheap $40 US / $60 Cdn gift that your nephew or nerdy niece would probably freak over. Here's some cool and disturbing pictures I got after about 20 minutes playing with it. Check out the money shot." I always struggled to focus through a microscope as a kid, and this looks like a great inexpensive present for a little kid since every cool chemistry kit is totally nerfed now. Any other fun ideas?
No worries. It's just the stupid American kids who can't purchase chemistry sets thanks to the "protection" of "Homeland Security". They don't have any interest in them anyway, they're too busy playing Playstation, X Box and Wii.
Kids in "Terrorist Nations" will have no problem getting things like chemistry sets.
Of course this is a brilliant plan by the Bush administration whereby in 20 years we'll hire those kids as engineers, since we won't have any of our own. This builds friendship. We'll then use that friendship to convert these heathen to "christianity".
. Quit playing Monopoly with Bill. Switch to one of many non-Microsoft products today.