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The Universe Damaged By Observation?
ScentCone writes "The Telegraph covers a New Scientist report about two US cosmologists who suggest that, a la Schrodinger's possibly unhappy cat, the act of observing certain facets of our universe may have shortened its life . From the article: 'Prof Krauss says that the measurement of the light from supernovae in 1998, which provided evidence of dark energy, may have reset the decay of the void to zero — back to a point when the likelihood of its surviving was falling rapidly.'"
Will it revert?
:-)
Or will it turn into a dead cat in a box
If I had an Ass, I'd call it Fanny Bottom, then I could slap my Ass; Fanny Bottom, on the Arse.
Do I also shorten the life of this post by reading it?
quick, lets draw up some pointless laws against this!
What we don't realize is all this study into quantum mechanics is falling right into Schrodinger's cat's hands. It wants us to make him an undead kitty so it can open a hole in the universe and let the infinite number of possibilities of it all flow into this one, and thus will take over the world. The only way we'll win this future battle is if we observe it enough that it goes away.
Track Announcer: And the winner is ... Number 3, in a quantum finish.
Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
09:F9:11:02 - 9D:74:E3:5B - D8:41:56:C5 - 63:56:88:C0
No fair!! You changed the outcome by measuring it!!
That explains a lot! Everytime I stare directly into a light source, the light goes away for a while! The stronger or more "pure" the light, the longer it is affected by me staring at it.
Why, a few years ago I stared directly into a laser pointer, and to this day whenever I point it back into that eye, it generates NO LIGHT AT ALL.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is kinky.
lots of things can escaped being changed. typically they are not proceeded with a ^ or /
turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie
Finally! The proof I always knew existed!
SETI@Home is an Al Quaeda plot dedicated to the destruction of the universe!
When information is power, privacy is freedom.
Don't you guys know anything? Dark energy is telepathic, like that pitcher plant on Voyager. It KNOWS when you're looking at it, doesn't like it, and might snuff out the universe from pure spite.
In order to appease it we must either a) outlaw astronomy and destroy all terrestrial, orbital, and extra-orbital equipment that might allow us to observe it or b) detonate all nuclear warheads on earth simultaneously thus killing the human race and all potential observers (that we know of). The latter might seem a bit extreme, but think about it: we are not only threatening this planet, but all planets everywhere. The end of Earth is a small price to pay to save the universe.
Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die.
Let's throw a blond bikini virgin into a volcano to see if that fixes it. (She won't date any of us anyhow.)
Table-ized A.I.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
May be universe does not care about conscious observers, but cats sure do. Just try to observe any cat in your neighborhood and watch for its reaction.
The mice are gonna be pissed.
Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
-Rick
"Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
No, if there's nobody to hear it then the question does not make any sense - tree will exist in fallen and standing states simultaneously :)
But in the real world there's always some kind of 'observer'.
Actually, you need to be careful about reading observations in "fucking novels" AKA porn, or you will shorten your time to orgasm significantly, thereby proving that the cosmologists' theory applies to sex as much as to dark matter.
(No racial jokes about "dark matter," please. In the unlit box, all of Schroedinger's cats are grey.)
Waveform collapse is also called lazy evaluation. We're running in a simulation, get over it.
On Haloween Chuck Norris tried to scare himself while looking in the mirror.
However since the resulting implosion of the universe was not able to account for the presense of Chuck Norris, it simply reset.
Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
Those scientists must think outside the box... :D
Am I eval()? - http://www.monst3r.com.br
"I observe, therefore I destroy!"
-Mike
I'm sorry; I don't know what I was thinking!
uh, Oxford doesn't have a department of nuclear physics [ox.ac.uk]
It used to, you changed the answer by observing it..