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Russian Police Seize Kasparov

An anonymous reader writes "Russian police seized Garry Kasparov, the Russian chess champion, for staging a political rally against Vladimir Putin. IBM's Deep Blue computer was the first to beat a world champion when it defeated Kasparov, who is one of the strongest players in history." He's also been a giant critic of the Russian administration which is increasingly restricting free speech.

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  1. obigatory joke by 2.7182 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Checkmate!
    Seriously, this sucks.

    1. Re:obigatory joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, police seize Kasparov!

      what, what?

    2. Re:obigatory joke by sentientbeing · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's obviously just a pawn in all this.

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    3. Re:obigatory joke by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Funny

      Checkmate!


      If he can just hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards!

      Chris Mattern
    4. Re:obigatory joke by Kiffer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was gonna say
      In Soviet Russia, Kasparov seizes you!
      but that does not really apply.


      In Soviet Russia, Pawns seize Kasparov!

      sigh... I had to say it ...
    5. Re:obigatory joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      (with apologies to Fark. Changed it a bit to include all pieces)

      Chess champ Garry Kasparov captured on his high horse by police. Was one of many pawns arrested protesting Putin's attempt to be king. Kasparov now in castle cell protecting his bishop from some queen wanting to mate. He's forked.

    6. Re:obigatory joke by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean, Fox News is illegal in Russia?

      I think I might like to move there.

      Wow.

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  2. Don't Worry by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't worry. George Bush has looked at Putin's soul and pronounced it excellent.

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    1. Re:Don't Worry by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

      We can only assume he was comparing it to his own, in which case Putin's is excellent.

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    2. Re:Don't Worry by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Funny

      -1: Woosh.

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  3. Re:another obligatory joke by empaler · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... Big Blue might make you stronger, but the Russian Federation isn't big on the making-people-stronger part of the equation.

  4. Re:another obligatory joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    First beaten by Blue, then by Red. For someone who spent the vast majority of their life pondering black and white, this has to be shocking splash of color.

  5. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Haven't these idiots ever heard of the first amendment? It applies to ALL citizens of the world, not just Americans.

  6. See, if only Kasparov had a soft, supple by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Funny

    stomach. He wouldn't have to worry about Putin arresting him at all. Kissing on the other hand.....

  7. Someone sieze that bitch Hillary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wish our president had such powers to sieze anti-American politicians like Clinton

  8. Re:In Soviet Russia by TeknoHog · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Putin's London, you are served a cuP of tea.

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  9. Meet the new boss... by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...he's not the same as the old boss. He IS the old boss.

    At least with Russia, the citizens can blame Putin for their woes. In the USA, we've got nobody to blame for Bush but ourselves.

  10. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Kings check YOU!

  11. ObChess by Jay+L · · Score: 2, Funny

    We wish -- no, must -- make our disgust at this abuse perfectly clear.

  12. In Soviet Russia by Daneurysm · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....In Soviet Russia Government protests you!

  13. Re:Kasparov is just another dirty politician by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Jesus, Fischer, get over it already.