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How to Turn Your PC into a Mac

An anonymous reader writes "CNet is running a Mac fanboy's idea of a nightmare feature entitled 'Mock OS X: Five ways to make your PC more like a Mac'. While the idea of turning my PC into a Mac-like machine does get my juices flowing, I'm not sure the user experience would be exactly the same but I'm going to spend this afternoon trying it out anyway. "To borrow a metaphor from Spartacus, some people like oysters and some people like snails. Except what if there was a way to make your snail do some of the cool things oysters can do, like make pearls? And what if you could make your PC do some of the cool stuff that Macs do so well?"" Seems to me that this would be a lot easier if step one was install linux...

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  1. DIY? by telchine · · Score: 5, Funny

    I haven't RTFA, but by any chance does this involve giving the retailer twice what it's worth for the system and then using a screwdriver to prise off a mouse button or two?

  2. Re:Snails and oysters... not a moral choice by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or how sexual preferences can become a topic in a Mac / PC comparison... Actually it comes up pretty frequently.

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  3. Re:What about the other way around? by rolfc · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think you should find another mother! That way you would be more comfortable.

  4. Fiberglass lotus body by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does anybody remember those fake plastic/fiberglass car bodies that you could put on top of various chassis? IIRC, there was a ferrari body for a VW frame. This reminds me of exactly that. It has a similar look, but where it counts, it is still a disaster.

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  5. Re:What about the other way around? by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you want a Vista experience this applescript should do it - set it as a folder action on her Documents folder :


    on adding folder items to thisFolder after receiving addedItems
          repeat with anItem in addedItems
              tell application "Finder"
            display dialog "Are you sure you want to proceed?" buttons ["Allow", "Deny"] default button (random number (1)) + 1
              end tell
          end repeat
    end adding folder items to

  6. Re:A better idea... by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, apparently it's illegal in some countries- at least it's not in mine.

    Drugs, gambling, and prostitution are are illegal in mine, but that never stopped me from smoking pot, making bets, or getting laid. In fact, my favorite hooker lost a bet and now owes me a joint and a blowjob.

    If my politicians weren't for sale to the highest bidder I'd have a bit of respect for the law. If the government wants my respect they're going to have to be a bit more respectable. If the USA ever stops being a plutocracy I'll obey the law.

    -mcgrew

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    mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  7. Re:honestly - where's the OSX86? by nano2nd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hackintosh would have been the way to go with this rather than the turd polishing recommended in TFA.

  8. Re:Snails and oysters... not a moral choice by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or how sexual preferences can become a topic in a Mac / PC comparison... Actually it comes up pretty frequently.

    I found the hardest part of becoming a Mac user was telling my parents...
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  9. Re:Snails and oysters... not a moral choice by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 3, Funny
    Do as I do... when the conversation (again) moves to the "you're so old, and you still don't own a PC" subject, tell them "hmmm, there's a reason why I haven't bought a PC yet, and maybe someday I'll tell you".

    At first they won't react and understand the obvious implications, but don't worry, this will kick off a thinking process ...

    Then, a couple of months later, your father might probe "... hmm just let's discuss about your computing plans. Do you ever plan to buy a computer? Just don't buy the first computer that you might find on the shelf... yadadi yadada... if you plan to buy a PC or <hushy voice> a Mac?<hushy voice> carefully think about whether that box is worthwhile..."

    And then you can just blurt out, "yes, indeed, I prefer Macs, but never dared to admit so..."

  10. yeah. you *can* put a lipstick on a pig. by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 3, Funny

    still you wouldn't want to kiss it.