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Voyager 2 Set to Reach Termination Shock

Invisible Pink Unicorn writes "A computer model simulation developed at UC Riverside has predicted that in late 2007 to early 2008, the interplanetary spacecraft Voyager 2 will cross the termination shock, the spherical shell around the solar system that marks where the solar wind slows down to subsonic speed. At the termination shock, located at 7-8.5 billion miles from the sun, the solar wind is decelerated to less than the speed of sound. The boundary of the termination shock is not fixed, however, but wobbly, fluctuating in both time and distance from the sun, depending on solar activity. Because of this fluctuation, the spacecraft is also predicted to cross the boundary again in middle 2008. The article abstract is available from The Astrophysical Journal."

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  1. Voyager 2... by jez9999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a Voyager 2?! Oh God no; come back Enterprise, all is forgiven...

  2. Re:And then what? by niceone · · Score: 5, Funny

    It means Janeway's going to have to pretend to be thrown all over the place while bits of the ship fall off.

  3. Re:And then what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Speaking as someone working on the project, posting anonymously for obvious reasons, I can give a little info. When the spacecraft reaches termination shock, it is quite likely that all the transistors will fall off the pcb's that make up the electronics. Chances are this isn't so bad, as their are lots of backup resistors, but if theres a leak in the spacecraft's petrol tank then it might be ignited by some arcing currents, which would probably throw it off course a bit.

  4. Re:And then what? by mustafap · · Score: 3, Funny

    >Why do you go on vacation to foreign places..

    I think you will find he is an american, and therefore that doesn't apply.

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  5. Re:Maybe... by Galaga88 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Much like killing Rasputin, leaving the Solar System is apparently an ongoing process marked by significant milestones.

  6. Re:butt wobbly by Facetious · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sir Mix-a-lot? Is that you?

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  7. finally a use for for seti telescopes: by andreyvul · · Score: 2, Funny

    they will be used to get data from voyager 2 on conditions at the edge of the solar system

    however, a wobbly spacetime continuum means that voyager 2 must be running linux
    because the wobbly spacetime is an infinite loop, only linux can escape it in 5 seconds
    but time at the termination shock is slow enough that 5 seconds will be 2 years

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  8. Re:Remind me again by Nos. · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, in space, they can hear you scream?

  9. Re:Remind me again by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, in space, they can hear you scream? Yes, but they have to take off their helmets to hear you. And then they scream.
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  10. Re:And then what? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do you go on vacation to foreign places...

    OMG, underage Taiwanese hookers...in space?
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  11. Re:Remind me again by magarity · · Score: 4, Funny

    See, space is not empty
     
    It's full of stars...

  12. hrm... by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is the speed of sound in a vacuum? Kinda existential...

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  13. The edge of... by infodude · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's going to reach the edge of the simulation, where it'll get rendered in lower resolution.

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  14. Re:Maybe... by ghostlibrary · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yep, Voyager has approached the theoretical location of the termination shock often-- and each time, we get to revise our theories and have a better understanding of just how interesting our sun is. The joke among solar physicists is: "Where is the termination shock?" 'Just past Voyager.'

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  15. ...and then... by Sebastopol · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it will land with a "kerPLUNK!" into a half full goblet of mead at the foot of Zeus.

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    1. Re:...and then... by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, it's half empty!

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  16. Re:Remind me again by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

    My God!

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  17. Cool by twmcneil · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't wait to see the pictures of the Restaurant.

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  18. Re:Remind me again by StarfishOne · · Score: 2, Funny

    yummy! Did someone mention ice cream!?! :p

  19. Re:Remind me again by D4MO · · Score: 2, Funny

    What if a tree falls, in space?

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  20. Re:Make your own termination shock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You just got that all off of wikipedia, didn't you, Mr. Expert?

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  22. Welcome back! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, plan to welcome our returning creator-seeking V-Ger overlord

  23. Re:Will its speed change? by p!ssa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats not true, the real speed boost came from the slingshot around Oprahs ass, followed by a Chuck Norris round house kick.