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New Results From Venus Express

Riding with Robots writes "For the past two years, Europe's Venus Express orbiter has been studying Earth's planetary neighbor up close. Today, mission scientists have released a new collection of findings and amazing images. They include evidence of lightning and other results that flesh out a portrait of a planet that is in many ways like ours, and in other ways hellishly different, such as surface temperatures over 400C and air pressure a hundred times that on Earth. The article lists seven papers that will be published today in Nature."

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  1. So women really do come from venus? by ByOhTek · · Score: 4, Funny

    They include evidence of lightning and other results that flesh out a portrait of a planet that is in many ways like ours, and in other ways hellishly different, such as surface temperatures over 400C and air pressure a hundred times that on Earth.


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    Ahh, dense and full of hot air. Definetly proof that women come from there!
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  2. And in other news... by downix · · Score: 4, Funny

    The next headline from a Venusian lander will be "Lander finds newspaper with headline 'President claims Global Warming a myth'".

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  3. solar flairs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sun: We need to talk about your flair.
    Venus: Really? I have 15 pieces on. I also...
    Sun: Well, 15 is the minimum, okay?
    Venus: Oh, okay.
    Sun: Now, you know, it's up to you whether or not you wanna just do the bare minimum or...well, like Earth for example, has 37 pieces of flair on today. And a terrific smile.