$360M Patent Suit Over iPhone Voicemail
Stony Stevenson writes "Klausner Technologies said on Monday the company had filed a $360 million suit against Apple and AT&T over voicemail patents that Klausner claims the Apple iPhone infringes. New York-based Klausner said the lawsuit also names Comcast, Cablevision, and eBay's Skype as infringing its patent for 'visual voicemail.' The plaintiff seeks an additional $300 million from the three." Klausner has won on two previous occasions with this patent. The new suit was filed in the Eastern District of Texas, of course.
NO, No, no!!! They are a real company with a REAL WEBSITE.
oh... sorry.
Someone at Apple is going to throw an impeccably designed chair about this.
What about the famous scene in episode 4 with R2D2 "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope..."
Does that count as prior art?
What the fuck is an "isvestor"?
We're supposed to believe this Klausner guy is a brilliant inventor, even though he's not aware there are two Ns in "inventor"?
Given Apple's litigious history, it will be fun to see how this shakes out. Hand me the popcorn, please. No matter who loses, we all win.
Just change the 'n' in inventor to 's'.
I just sat here for about 10 seconds thinking "isventor? what?"
Did not get enough sleep last night, apparently...
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
I might patent it actually
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