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Blast-Proof Fabric Resists Multiple Explosions
An anonymous reader tips a Gizmodo story on a fabric whose properties are counterintuitive, to say the least of it. "Zetix is a fabric so strong it will resist multiple car bomb blasts without breaking. It absorbs and disperses the energy from explosions... it can be used in body armor, window covering, military tents, and hurricane defenses... [and] it can be used as medical sutures that won't damage body tissue. All of this is thanks to a property that apparently defies the laws of physics: helical-auxetics, objects that actually get fatter the more you stretch them. The concept makes my head want to explode, but when you see it in action it actually makes sense."
Sutures necessary from the failure of the cloth?
Read the label "Resists, not Proof!"
The concept makes my head want to explode, but when you see it in action it actually makes sense."D'oh!"
"At least we can use the remainder of your suit to stitch you up!"
You should wear a hat made of this material, if not for you, than for those around you.
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A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
According the material on the companies web site (auxetix) one of the applications is for a fabric that changes colour as it's stretched (specifically for cargo webbing). But one application which would be much cooler (and useful for a fair portion of the slashdot crowd) is pants made out of this stuff - They'd change colour to tell you when you've eaten too many pies.
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Zetix is a fabric so strong it will resist multiple car bomb blasts without bricking.
'iddqd' was unpronounceable and make it less marketable except to some Eastern Bloc countries
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be the first to be called hot pants for wearing this stuff?
Corleones?
It is based on the amount of reward you are promised in the afterlife for using the car bomb. A "standard" car blast has a strength of 7 dekavirgins.
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This is hardly new. I've had a something that gets fatter the more you stretch it for as long as I can remember.
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Just something we're kicking around at the office. It has a nice "ring" to it, don't you think?
I would never leave home without it.
Insert funny smart-ass comment here.
More revisionist metric nonsense.
The "standard" car blast is called the akar. One akar is equal to six fekar, and one fekar is equal to twelve virgins. These are long standing traditional measures which are much more natural when planning real attacks, by the way... some of us actually do stuff instead of just talking about it. By all rights, even when using your annoying metric system, a "standard" car blast would be 7.2 of your dekavirgins. However the Car Bomb Unit Naming Institute is overrun by weak-willed idiots who have never blown themselves up to smite their enemy in their lives, and have chosen to spit on the face of this holy tradition by rounding the number to a more "convenient" value. As if any of these guys has ever worn an explosive belt or carried a dead-man's switch. It makes me sick, I tell you.
I think you mean this video.
Quack, quack.
If your motorcycles explode on a regular basis, you may want to reconsider servicing them yourself......
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Drapes up, captain?
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Penny Arcade? Whatever, gramps.
Okay, raise your hand if you think the concept of Styrofoam armor that actually stops bullets is pure awesome.
*Raises Hand*
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