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Kidney Cells Make Implantable Power Source
Galactic_grub writes "New Scientist has an interesting round-up of patents related to green power technology. The ideas mentioned include an implantable power source made from stacks of kidney cells that could drive implanted devices like pacemakers, a chemical way to purifying hydrogen, a buckyball-based filter for methane fuel cells and an organism that turns grass cuttings (and other bio-waste) into ethanol."
Green kidneys and stuffed to the eyeballs with grass mulch? No wonder this guy is sick and needs implants. He's lucky he's not dead yet.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
1. An apparatus comprising: at least one cell culture chamber wherein live neurons are maintained and grown; and a means for harnessing the thoughts and ideas generated by the live neurons, said means being connected with said neuron culture chamber, where said thoughts and ideas are used over the internet or in any electronical manner.
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Do they run Linux?
Speedy thing goes in; speedy thing comes out.
will the technologies be developed in time? Or will the fuel crisis win out and send humanity to the brink of doom?
Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion!
One more reason for them to steal my kidneys if I ever go to Mexico.
Self proclaimed typo king, and inventor of the bear destroying coffee table (patent not pending).
- We are getting closer and closer to functional AI.
- Humans are a source of energy.
- I will enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson
Wait... that's not how it was supposed to happen!Starring Keanu Reeves as the elite-hacker Kidneyo.
Duracell Green is people!
So just let the fucktards with the fucking weak genes eat god-damned fucking shit and fucking die...
Another plus of that is there will be no fucking shitdot sheeple to fucking post anymore.
GO AHEAD FUCKING FLAME AWAY OR WASTE YOUR GODDAMNED MODPOINTS FUCKTARDED SHITDOT SHEEPLE!
Translation: "People with medical problems are genetically inferior to members of the master race, like myself, so they should die out. But unfortunately this important fact will never be known, because the other slashdot users all have medical problems and don't want the Truth to be known!"
This troll seems to be new, so your trollfu has been rated on the following categories:
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Comments: YUO TROLLING = AWFUL!
To improve your trollfu for next time, why not try disguising your post as a serious point about the healthcare industry? You can basically say the same things, but if you present your claims in the right way, you might trick someone into modding you up. The best trolls don't look like trolls. Try rereading some classics like ATTN: SWITCHEURS and see how they masquerade as real posts.
Summary: Fucktard
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No, kidney cells were patented in 1874 by I.P. Freelie.
-mcgrew
mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest