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Computer Model Points To the Missing Matter

eldavojohn writes "There exists a little-known problem of missing regular matter that has perhaps been overshadowed by the mysteries of dark matter and dark energy. Computer models show that there should be about 40% more regular matter than we see... so where is it? From the article: 'The study indicated a significant portion of the gas is in the filaments — which connect galaxy clusters — hidden from direct observation in enormous gas clouds in intergalactic space known as the Warm-Hot Intergalactic Medium, or WHIM, said CU-Boulder Professor Jack Burns... The team performed one of the largest cosmological supercomputer simulations ever, cramming 2.5 percent of the visible universe inside a computer to model a region more than 1.5 billion light-years across.' This hypothesis will be investigated and hopefully proved/disproved when telescopes are completed in Chile and the Antarctic. The paper will be up for review in this week's edition of the the Astrophysical Journal."

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  1. Bad name. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Warm-Hot Intergalactic Matter? WHIM? The WHIM Hypothesis? I mean, it just SOUNDS like he made it up on whim!

    1. Re:Bad name. by networkBoy · · Score: 4, Funny
      It's all moot anyway:

      cramming 2.5 percent of the visible universe inside a computer In other news the computer coalesced into a black hole and devoured the solar system, Al Gore included. It then spit out his belt. News at 11.
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  2. Check behind the couch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's where my missing matter always turns up.

  3. Re:Oh! Oh! by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Funny

    err... the answer is .... 42!

  4. Packing Penuts by jameskojiro · · Score: 3, Funny

    The missing matter is in those Packing peanuts that the scientist's equipment was shipped with.

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  5. I think I know where it will be found by hyades1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...hidden from direct observation in enormous gas clouds in intergalactic space..." >p>

    If all that missing matter is contained in gas clouds, I think I know where to find it. There's an election coming up, right?

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  6. Follow the trail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...of left socks and you'll find all the missing matter in the universe.

  7. IBM = Incredibly Big Machine by butterwise · · Score: 3, Funny

    cramming 2.5 percent of the visible universe inside a computer
    That is one big-ass computer.
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    1. Re:IBM = Incredibly Big Machine by jddj · · Score: 3, Funny

      All you need is a suitable improbability generator - say, a nice hot cup of tea - and a piece of fairy cake...

  8. Re:Not Dark Matter by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 2, Funny

    no this missing mass is not dark matter
    You can say that again. It's mostly a transparent green haze from what I can see of it. The guy sitting in the next cubicle just found a good amount of that Warm-Hot gas and has released it into the workplace.
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  9. Re:missing matter != dark matter? by Intron · · Score: 2, Funny

    I explained to my bank that my computer model showed 40% more money in my account than they listed. For some reason they refused to listen to me.

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  10. Poll: Location of Missing Matter by davidwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Poll: Where will scientists find the missing matter?

    * It's not missing. Our measurements are wrong.
    * It's not missing. Our theories are wrong.
    * In filaments between the galaxies.
    * In an as-yet-undiscovered construct.
    * In CowboyNeal's sock drawer.

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  11. The answer is obvious! by greg_barton · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...there should be about 40% more regular matter than we see... so where is it?

    Behind you...