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Cloned, Glow in the Dark Cats

eldavojohn writes "Well, you can finally get genetically modified cloned animals. South Korean scientists have shown it is possible to alter a protein via therapeutic cloning to 'artificially [create] animals with human illnesses linked to genetic causes.' The images of these animals are amazing. This research was headed by Kong Il-keun, the first person in the country to clone cats in 2004." There is always the chance that this is a hoax, but far too amusing to ignore.

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  1. I HAZ by Arthur+B. · · Score: 5, Funny

    A COLOR !

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    1. Re:I HAZ by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, U haz florescence, which is something else entirely.

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    2. Re:I HAZ by Arthur+B. · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe by saying color I hurt the feelings of the Fluorescent Americats.

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    3. Re:I HAZ by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Funny

      Speaking of lolcats, did anybody else read this as "Stoned glow-in-the-dark Cats"? I think that would be much, much funnier to watch, personally.

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  2. oblig. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can has bioluminescence?

    1. Re:oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      > or, I CAN HAS NITELITE

      Upgrayedd ur Grammer!

      It's "I can is nitelite".

    2. Re:oblig. by mseidl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Glowing cat
      Glowing cat
      What are they feeding you...

  3. Korea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now they have food-lit dinner instead of candle lit dinner?

  4. Re:Obligitory... by QRDeNameland · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, they run a little-known custom Ubuntu release...Fluorescent Feline.

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  5. Excellent... by 6Yankee · · Score: 5, Funny

    *turns off headlights*

  6. Good by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now maybe I won't trip over them as I stumble around in the dark, on my way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

    And if we plug one into a light socket, will it glow brighter? Can I use one as a night light?

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  7. Glowing cat, why would I want that? by Starteck81 · · Score: 3, Funny

    My cat is already horrible at catching mice. I can't imagine she would catch any if she glows.

    ...come to think of it can you make the mice glow instead??!!!

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  8. And just in time for Christmas by alta · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll take one for the wife please. Can you make it pink? She really likes pink. And one that doesn't shed, get rid of the shedding gene. And how about one that doesn't need food, doesn't poop, doesn't spray, no claws and not moody. Hmm, I just described a stuffed cat. I'll take a stuffed cat please.

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  9. Ah HA by Technopaladin · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we put it in a box and dont look...will it still glow?

  10. Re:Hooray for cat cloning! by callmetheraven · · Score: 3, Funny

    At least these ones will be less likely to get run over by cars at night!
    Unless the drivers are cat-haters...

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  11. I think a better questions is by cHiphead · · Score: 3, Funny

    But do they glow in the dark after they blend?

    Cheers.

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  12. Re:Cat blood by skeevy · · Score: 3, Funny

    The crusty stuff is often the feces of ear mites - you can get medicine to fix that and the scratching (also due to ear mites)

    Cats are really tough, though. My grampa used to comment how hard it was to beat them to death with a bat.

  13. Re:formula by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 4, Funny

    I get it! Okay how's this..

    "You call that comment a pointless refutation that has no actual substance? Hardly. Hell, give me a scientific breakthrough and an ignorant bastard and I'll come up with a better pointless refutation that has no actual substance."

    Do I win £5?